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The Percabeth Revolution: Her Curly Raven Locks
Wanda sharpened her sword in anticipation. She had been waiting for this day for a long time. Being a daughter of Ares she was always eager for violence but this was special. She along with Atlanta of the Hermes cabin, Janie of the Dionysus cabin, and Chloe of the Demeter cabin has been planning the destruction of the greatest scourge that ever hit Camp Halfblood, Calista Knight Naomi Harrison, daughter of Nyx (record scratch sound).
Calista had arrived soon after the Olympus was saved. She had curly raven locks and dark brown eyes that should have looked like poop but instead shined like two dark stars. She was tall and graceful. No matter how much she ate she never gained weight and despite the fact that she was in a summer camp she would never sweat. Add to that that she was the love interest of Nico, son of Hades and there was only one outcome. All the girls hated her.
Wanda heard a knock at the cabin door. She rushed over to open it. Standing there was Janie and Chloe. Chloe had her spear at the ready and Janie was wielding a… pitchfork? That was a little weird but Wanda wasn't complaining.
"Are you ready? I seriously can't wait. Calista has been a pain in the butt since she's arrived. Did you see how long she can make out with Nico? I mean doesn't she have to breath?" Chloe babbled. Her dark brown hair was pulled back in a ponytail.
"I've never been more ready," Wanda replied wickedly.
"Calista is going down!" Janie exclaimed, gripping her pitchfork tightly. She had gotten in trouble last week for trying to strangle Calista with grape vines. It was more of a personal grudge now.
"Where's Atlanta? Don't tell me she chickened out," Wanda inquired.
"Of course not! She's waiting to ambush Calista at the rendezvous point," Chloe said, "Atlanta is so psyched about this. You know how Calista beat her singlehandedly in Capture the Flag on her first day at camp. Atlanta is very prideful."
Wanda gripped the hilt of her sword, "If everyone is ready than what are we waiting for? Let's go kick Nico's girlfriend's butt!"
"Huzzah!" Janie yelled in support.
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"You can't do this!" Calista screamed. Janie, Wanda, Chloe, and Atlanta had chased her to the edge of camp.
"We so can," Atlanta said, advancing with her sword.
"Do you know who my boyfriend is? He has magical powers and he'll make you suffer!" Calista yelled, flipping her raven tresses. Her magical black bracelet that turns into a sword had been confiscated by Atlanta (who did you expect really?).
"I'm suffering just listening to you," Janie mumbled thrusting her pitchfork forward.
Wanda grinned evilly, "My brain just hatched an idea," she exclaimed, twirling her sword menacingly.
"Lay it on me," Atlanta responded.
"Let's cut her hair!"
(This program has been deemed unsuitable for viewing due to absolutely horrible content)
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