The Cake Story

"-From his garage, it's Totally Kyle!"

One time, I was like, hungry, and my Mom had bought some like, cake, and I wanted some like, cake, and so I got some like, cake, and I put it on a like, plate, and then the plate like, fell on the carpet, and then I like ate it, and my sister was like "Dude, you're gross", and I was like, want some cake, and she like, no. So then I was all 'Suit Yourself'"

"---That was Totally Kyle!"

"Totally!"