CrazyFrog07 & MyObsessionIsGaara
Present…
A Fan Fiction that breaks all the rules…
You better brace yourselves…
Welcome to:
KONOHA'S FRIST ANNUAL MAN HUNT!!
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"What the hell do you mean Konoha is bankrupt!" Tsunade yelled.
"Please don't yell Tsunade." Shizune said holding up hands in a form of surrender.
"Shit…" Tsunade cursed.
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Tsunade lifted her head from her arms and stared at the empty bottle of sake in front of her.
"BAR-KEEP!" Tsunade barked at the bar tender who was cleaning a spot on the counter about ten feet away.
"What do you want Tsunade? And what ever happened to calling me Tohru?" The bar tender know known as Tohru asked.
Tohru pulled out another bottle of sake and was about to poor some in the saucer when Tsunade just took the bottle from his hand and chugged it.
"Tsunade baby, what's wrong? Talk to me." Tohru said leaning on the counter with a fresh sake bottle in his hand.
"…Konoha's bankrupt…" Tsunade mumbled into her arms.
Tohru almost dropped the sake bottle when he heard the words. He cursed silently before regaining his composure.
"Y-you can't m-mean that, r-right Tsunade baby? Y-you are kidding right?" Tohru stuttered.
"I wish I was kidding." Tsunade grumbled and then took a swig of sake.
"Ya know? You seem to be doing well ya self. What do I do?" Tsunade asked pointing her finger at Tohru.
"Scam one of the 5 great shinobi countries?" Tohru said staring at the ceiling and looking thoughtful.
"…" Tsunade stayed quiet and blinked.
"Um…you could scam Iwagakura…?" (1) Tohru suggested while shrugging his shoulders.
"Ya…ya, I'll do that…but I need something with…spice…and sex…like strippers…or chili…" Tsunade mumbled.
Tohru stared at her.
"Mull on it." He said and turned around.
"I will." Tsunade hiccupped and turned her head toward the street and then laid it back down on the counter.
"I don't see why we had to leave the party so soon! I was having fun!" A female voice said.
Tsunade squinted her eyes a bit and tried to get them to focus. When her eyes started to cooperate she could see Neji and Tenten walking down the street.
"I didn't like the way that guy was looking at you." Neji said, obviously trying to stay calm.
"Awe, sweet…but I don't need your protection! It's not like I was advertising sex or something." Tenten shouted.
'Man I love it when I see fights like these." Tsunade thought.
"Whatever you say miss 'I'm not a virgin'!" Neji shouted back.
"It was in your basement! And frankly, I didn't like the fact that you lost the condom and it took 5 minutes to find a new one." Tenten said crossing her arms and looking the other way defiantly.
"And whose fault was that?" Neji asked knowing it would tick her off.
Tenten suddenly turned around to smack him on the head, but he ducked in enough time to evade the attack. But he spun too quickly and tripped falling right into Tenten's chest.
From the bar Tsunade howled with laughter.
"Oh shit…" Neji mumbled into Tenten's chest.
"Oh…my…GOD! YOU BLIND, PERVERTED FREAK!" Tenten yelled.
Neji had enough sense to start running then. Tenten fallowed close behind with an assortment of weapons being launched.
"RUN BITCH!" Tenten cried continuing to throw weapons in Neji's direction. Neji's yelp's and screams where heard across Konoha.
"That's it!" Tsunade yelled jumping up and running to the Hokage's office.
1: See the 1st chapter of side stories. (Side stories is an assortment of one-shot's that retain to KAMH but just didn't make it in the actual story itself.)
A/N: The chapters for this story are probably going to be short. But man this is going to be one hellva story. And I'm sure me and MyObsessionIsGaara is going to enjoy every second of writing it. And also the rating my go up on this, but I'm not sure yet.