Hi peeps! Here is my random babbles of absolute randomness! YAY! my exam was real crappy...but hey...Enjoy!


Do, not, own, them. Just the OC. OK?


It was a boring day on the Black Pearl. Billie decided to spice it up a bit. (Big thud is heard as she drops a cage load of bunnies into Jack's cabin). "There we are, much better", she said.

A while passed and Davy Jones had popped in for a visit.

"...so yeah, I've always wanted a pony since i was six", he eplained to Gibbs.

"OH BUGGER!! WHAT THE BLOODY HELL'S GOIN' ON 'ERE!!" she heard a shout from the cabin.

'oooo yay!' she thaught.

"Billie, why, are, there, bunnies, in, my, cabin???" Jack asked.

"Erm, errrr, there are bunnies in your cabin?"

"Yes, there are"

"Hmm, bunnies eh?" she loses interest and went to play with a sail rope...

Davy jones began to give her funny looks, as did Gibbs.

"FORSHAME! BEATEN BY A JAR OF DIRT!" she shouted. "HEY DAVY, CAN YEH LEV WETH ET?!!" she bellowed in a scottish accent.

Davy suddenly got very angry and began to throw bunnies at her.

"NOOOO! JACK! HEELLPP!COUGH COUGH COUGH IM DROWNING IN BUNNIES!!!"

"Oh, erm righto..."

Jack then began to use Will as a shield to get the bunnies of Billie.

"Will? HA! Ur an elf!!" she screamed uncontrolably in hysetrics for some wierd reason. "oooo sushi..." she then ran off to cut off Squidward's, I mean,Davy's beard of tentacles.


Review to tell me what you think and i may consider posting some more...Tah!! xx