My friend Lauren and I were hanging out in my cheap-o apartment in New York City and we watching TV. We had no idea what was on because she was telling me she found a stash of Playboy Magazines under his mattress, and when we stopped laughing, I happened to glance at the screen.


It was the beginning of a boxing match, right when the fighters walked into the ring. I'm a boxer myself so I was immediately interested. Lauren began to say something and I shushed her. She pretended to put and I playfully slapped her.


"Be a good sport; a new boxer is having his first match today!" I told her and she got quiet real fast. She is like my only fan, me being a girl boxer; the odds are usually against me.


"Ladies and gentlemen!" The announcer dude said, "Our fight tonight is between Max Johnson," they flashed a picture of this really fat guy with muscles like basketballs, "And Chibodee Crocket, a beginning boxer!"


The camera panned over to his corner and as soon as I saw him, my stomach tickled, like I was excited. He had purpley-blue hair, and it was long with a pink part in the front. He smiled this confident, big grin and his green eyes ########.


"Alex?" Lauren asked me, and I could tell she was thinking 'What the #### is wrong with her?' I don't blame her because when she told me what I looked like, I knew if I saw myself, I would've been freaked. She said I looked all transfixed and tears were coming to my eyes. Tears!


"Um, Lauren?" I whispered.


"Um, yeth Alex?" Lauren answered in a retarded voice.


"Who is that?" I asked stupidly. I was in luv!


Lauren glanced at the screen and cracked up. "You mean Chibodee Crocket?" She asked and I nodded, still transfixed. The camera then showed the announcer. A crime to nature!


"NO!!!!!!!" I screamed and Lauren once again laughed at me.


"I tink someone's in wuvvvv!" She said immaturely, and I blushed. "Oh my god, you are!" She shrieked. "You didn't deny it!"


"What, he's hot!" I defended myself.


"Well he's got freaky hair Alex! And it's long!"


"And he's so very pretty!" I sat back and sighed, but jumped up again when the camera showed him again. "Oh my god!!!!!" I yelled as he took his robe off. Oh man, he had the hottest, ####### body I'd ever seen!


"Oh god Alex," Lauren repeated, but I was too hypnotized to care. "You do know he's—"


"NOOOO!" I screamed again. "He's not married, is he?"

"He's 19 Alex!" Lauren said in a condescending tone of voice. "I was just saying he's—"


"NOOOO HE'S NOT GAY IS HE???"


"Alex!!!! I have no idea, he looks gay in my opinion, but I was just going to tell you—"


"WHAT?!?!?!?"


"He's probably going to lose!"


"You have seen his body, right Lauren?" I asked, motioning toward the TV screen again. "He can't lose!"


"How about a friendly bet, Crazy Cowgirl?" Lauren proposed and I grinned at the use of my nickname.


"You're on! Fifty bucks he wins within the fifth round!"


"#### yeah! I think I'm going to buy myself some food with the money."


"Oh, so you won't be coming over for all your meals anymore?" I asked and Lauren jumped to her feet, her left eye twitching.


"Come on! Be nice! It's not my fault you are just really good at fighting and you get all the money!" She got an evil look on her face. "Then again, you live in this crappy apartment...hmm, does someone have a gambling problem?"


"Shut up you..." I struggled to find the right word. We were just joking around, but I was pissed for her to mention the fact that I sometimes, im, accidentally gamble all my money and problems away. Life can be so cruel sometimes.


The bell dinged and we immediately sat on my three-legged couch. Man, I really need to get some new furniture.


"Crocket throws his first punch in the ring, a right hook that would make any sensible human back off but Johnson throws a—oh! Crocket dodges it, he's mighty fast, he swerves to the right, he's going to throw a left hook, here he goes—no! it's a fakie and Johnson doesn't realize—"


SMACK!


Lauren and I both gasped with sympathy for Max as Chibodee's punch slammed straight into his right eye. Seeing him crumble to the ground within 30 seconds of the first round, Lauren flinched and handed over the money. We both knew he wouldn't be getting up.


"I usually don't feel bad for the guys because they're so 'big and strong', but that guy's gonna have one ####### headache when he regains consciousness," Lauren said in awe, a disgusted look on her face as the medics poured water on Max. "Is that a tooth?"


As Lauren was concerned for Max, I was drooling over Chibodee. At that moment, I knew that he was the one.


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Disclaimer: I don't own G Gundam.


Shaolin Cowgirl out!