Disclaimer: I do not own CATS or these Simple Play lyrics... or Simple Plan...
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And maybe when the Jellicle moon is dead
I'll slink into my newspaper bed
I'm staring at these bombalurina pics again
I'll try to think about the first time
I drank some moonshine
Every cat's got some story to tell
And they're gonna leave me out of their tales
So here I go...
I'm just Macavity
And life's a sweet nightmare
I'm just Macavity
Jemima is not fair
Wont come with me
Cause she remembers what I did
And Misto is having fun with vikki tonight

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Hey dad look at me
I'm not the prude I used to be me
Did I sleep with misto according to plan?
Do you think i'm wasting my time
Doing cats I wanna do?

'Cuz I lost it then
Nothing lasts for ever
So glad I can't be a virgin
Now it's just to late, but he was really good
To bad Macavity had him killed

I try not to think
About the pain I feel inside
Did you know Grizzabella used to be my hero
All the days she spent with Deuteronomy
No wonder he picked her
And it feels like it doesn't matter anymore
And now I try to make it hard
I just want to make you proud
I'm never gonna be picked for the lair
I can't stand another night
Deuteronomy is not alright
Nothing's gonna change the things that he said
He's still really rotten in bed
Please don't turn your back
You couldnt believe what he'd do if you dropped the soap
'Cuz you don't understand