1. If I were a shoe, I would;
Play in the mud,
Play in puddles,
Stink excessively,
Become "holy",
Sit under piles of clothes,
And last,
I would get myself lost when I am most needed.
2. If I were a toaster, I would,
Gladly burn toast,
Leak unwanted crumbs,
Attach myself to your breakfast,
Last but not least,
If I were a toaster,
I would be hot!