Okay, I'm gonna tell you . . . I don't own Yu-gi-oh, and if I did, I'd be
writing a script for a show, not a lousy fanfic . . . oh well, here's a
fanfic for you annoying mortals . . . .
Kitty K.-you're an annoying present day mortal too, ya know.
Lessa-Hai, but I'm annoyed with the current generation . . . .
Kitty K.-so blow it up!
Lessa-nope, it's already being taken care of!
Kitty K.-by whom?
Lessa-the baka present-day mortals themselves!!
Kitty K.-oh Ra . . . . .
Oh, **********************=scene change*
and
%%%%%%%QUANTUM LEAP!!! No, it's a time change! ^_^%%%%
THISBORDERISNTKAWAIITHISBORDERISNTKAWAIITHISBORDERISNTVERYKAWAII . . . . .
Lessa sat on her couch in the living room at 12:00am (midnight). She was tired, but couldn't go to sleep, something was nagging at her, but she said nothing about it. She continued to stare at the flatscreen TV on the wall. Kitty K. suddenly popped out of her soul room, and materialized beside her.
"Don't you baka mortals ever sleep?"
"Iie" Lessa sighed, obviously showing deep thoughts.
"It's Joey again, isn't it?"
Lessa sighed, accepting defeat. "Hai, he's been . . . ."
"Bugging you?"
"Iie, he's just been in my thoughts lately, that's all . . ."
"So call him"
"Huh?! At this time of night?!" Lessa was awake, but wasn't ready to argue.
"Sure! He likes ya, right? So call him up, and talk to him!"
"Geeze, can't it wait till morning?"
"You wanna talk to him right?"
"Fine, but only because you said . . . . " Lessa picked up her videocam cell, and dialed his number.
The phone rang for a long time, but nobody answered it. Kitty K.
(A/N: alright, you know what? Kitty K. is just too darn long, I'm gonna call her Neko, for cat! ^_^)
Er. . . .Neko sat by, waiting the conversation up. She loved to eavesdrop, but tonight was especially important.
Lessa hung up, and sighed again in dissappointment. "He didn't pick up. I hope he's ok . . . . "
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At this time, Joey was asleep at his house, and so was Serenity. Their parents were gone (*sob!*), and so Joey and Serenity were on their own.
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A shadowy figure crossed Wheeler's yard. He was carrying a box shaped figure, he had a cigarette in his mouth, and he had a book of matches sealed away in his jean jacket. He set down the matches in a roll, lit a new cigarette, and bound them together, then, after sticking that by the box, he threw the lit match to the window, and ran down the alley, jumped into a car, and sped away.
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"Neko, that's it, I can't stand it, I'm going over to Joeys . . ."
"Why?!"
"There's . . . something wrong . . . "
"I'm going with you."
"Iie, stay here, and act like me, so mom won't get mad . . . "
"With these ears?" she pointed to her ears, then her tail. "And what about my tail? Mom's gonna be freaked out when she sees me . . . "
"So?" Lessa grabbed her jacket, and began to drive her bike out, when a heavy hand caught her shoulder, and she whilred around to face...her brother . . . . .
"Less, what are you doing?!"
"I'm sorry Shad (A/N: nickname, I'll explain later . . . ), but I must . . ." With that, she sent a sleeping spell through him, and he fell asleep.
"Neko, take care, keep a phone around, I may need you . . . . "
"Ditto here, peace out!" Neko let her out, and Lessa raced out into the night, headed for Joeys'.
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Meanwhile, the match had started a massive fire, and Joey was still asleep, but Serenity, being a light sleeper, woke up to the smoke, and got up, but as she touched the door, she burned her hand on the knob.
"There's gotta be a way out of here!" she thought quickly, and then jumped on her bed, and attempted to open a window.
It wouldn't budge.
"Drat! JOEY!! JOEY!! WHERE ARE YOU!!"
"Serenity?" Joey woke up groggily, and stumbled for the door. He touched the knob, and shot back howling in pain. "ITAI!! Too hot, too hot!"
"JOEY!!" Serenity screamed, and ran to the door, banging on it with her fists. "JOEY! HELP!"
"SERENITY!" Joey ran to the door, and tackled it, and successfully opened it. "HOY COW!" the main part of the house was on fire.
"JOEY!!!" Serenity continued to bang on the door.
"I'm COMING!" Joey ran to the door, and once again touched another hot knob. "ITAI! Serenity! Unlock your door!"
"Joey! The knob is too hot!"
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Lessa biked slowly to Joeys' house. She was sure he was asleep, but never thought anything of it. She suddenly got a whiff of smoke, and saw an orange glow coming from Joey's direction. "Joey?" she biked faster. "Oh no, what if the house is on fire? What if . . . ?" she sniffed the air again. "It IS fire! JOEY!!" She biked even faster, and called Neko on the phone.
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"Moshi, moshi?" Neko yawned and said: "so what's with Joey?"
"HIS HOUSE IS ON FIRE!!!"
"WHAT?!!"
"I don't know what happened, but it's on fire!!"
"Probably Joey's lousy cooking . . ." Neko joked.
"NEKO THIS ISN'T FUNNY!! Call Yugi, wake him up, and tell him to call 911!!"
"Ok . . . . why can't I do it myself?"
"JUST DO IT!!" Lessa hung up on Neko, and raced down Joey's street.
"Hello?" Neko sighed, and dialed Yugi's number.
**************At the game shop, upstairs in Yugi's room*********************
*Ring* Yugi opened one eye, and said sleeply: "Yami, get the phone..."
"Why don't you get it . . . ?" Yami rolled over.
"Onegai?"
"Fine, don't give me your puppy eyes...." Yami grumbled as he got up. He grabbed the phone. "Whoever this is better have a good reason to be calling at this ti-. . . ."
"Yami, it's Neko. Wake up Yugi, call 911, Joey's house is on fire, and . . . . wake up?"
"Neko? What?! What are you talking about?!"
"DANG IT YAMI, JUST DO IT!!"
"Fine!" Yami walked over, and shook his hikari awake. "Yugi, call 911, Joey's house is on fire . . . . "
Yugi shot awake. "WHAT!!?? HAND OVER THE PHONE!!!"
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"JOEY!!" Serenity screamed, and coughed as Joey tackled he door again and again. "It's NOT WORKING!!"
"i'm trying my best!" Joey tackled the door once more. "Serenity! Serenity?"
"Joey I . . . . ." a soft thud was heard as she hit the floor.
"SERENITY!!!"
*Ring* "oh great, first this, and now a phone call. Hello?" Joey tackled the door again.
"Joey! It's Lessa, get out! the house is on fire!!"
"I kinda already know that!!" Joey tackled the door again. "Serenity passed out, and she's locked in her room!"
"WHAT?!" Lessa heard him tackle the door again. "I'm coming in!"
"don't touch the door knob . . !"
"ITTTTTTTAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIII, TOO LATE!!!!!!"
"Call 911!!"
"Already done!"
Joey finally got smart, and ripped open the door with a crowbar.(A/N: now why a crowbar is lying around the house, don't ask . . . . . . ) "Serenity!!" Joey found her, laying limp on the floor. "SERENITY!!" Joey picked her up, and headed for the door, but before he could get to it, a large burning board hit him on the head(think falling boards as the house is burning) and he blacked out.
"Serenity . . . . Lessa . . . . " he collapsed, just as Lessa burst open the door.
"JOEY!!!!!"
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Grandpa woke up, and found Yugi downstairs talking on the phone.
"Yugi, it's almost 1:00 in the morning, what are you doing?!"
"calling 911!"
"WHY?!"
"Joey's house in on fire..."
"WHa!! how'd you figure that out?"
"Neko called."
"she never sleeps, does she?"
"obviously not . . . . "
Yugi talked quickly, giving the sleepy operator all the details he knew, and finally hung up.
"So is everything going to be alright?" Yami sat down by the now fully- awake Yugi.
'I hope so . . . "
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Neko sleeply rolled up into a ball on Lessa's bed.
"Geeze, how can she be so awake . . ? It's too late . . . . " Neko dozed off, just as Shad walked into her room.
"Weird, I could've sworn . . . . oh well..." Shad closed the door softly, as Neko rolled over.
"Huh?! wait a moment . . . . ?! ACK!" He opened the door again, and saw Neko's ears.
"hmmm . . . ? huh?" Neko sat up sleepily.
"AGH! YOU'RE NOT LESSA!!!"
"oh! that? uh, lemme explain . . . . "
"heck no! Where's LESSA!!!???"
"saving a friend in need . . . . . "
"whoa, this is ALL a dream! I'm gonna walk VEERY slowly to my room, and you won't be REAL . . . . "
"yeah, good idea bro . . . . "
BOREDERNESSISFUN!!!BORDERNESSISFUN!!!BORDERNESSISREALLYFUN!!!
Lessa-WHOO! So how was that guys?!
Aislin-Overly dramatic, I saw the academy award won't go to anybody.
Joey-Aww, shucks . . .
Lessa-*glomps Joey* ^_^ It's ok, we get FREE PIZZA!!
Joey-WE DO?! YAYNESS!! *runs off to find pizza*
Everyone:-_-U*sweatdrop* Review guys!!
Kitty K.-you're an annoying present day mortal too, ya know.
Lessa-Hai, but I'm annoyed with the current generation . . . .
Kitty K.-so blow it up!
Lessa-nope, it's already being taken care of!
Kitty K.-by whom?
Lessa-the baka present-day mortals themselves!!
Kitty K.-oh Ra . . . . .
Oh, **********************=scene change*
and
%%%%%%%QUANTUM LEAP!!! No, it's a time change! ^_^%%%%
THISBORDERISNTKAWAIITHISBORDERISNTKAWAIITHISBORDERISNTVERYKAWAII . . . . .
Lessa sat on her couch in the living room at 12:00am (midnight). She was tired, but couldn't go to sleep, something was nagging at her, but she said nothing about it. She continued to stare at the flatscreen TV on the wall. Kitty K. suddenly popped out of her soul room, and materialized beside her.
"Don't you baka mortals ever sleep?"
"Iie" Lessa sighed, obviously showing deep thoughts.
"It's Joey again, isn't it?"
Lessa sighed, accepting defeat. "Hai, he's been . . . ."
"Bugging you?"
"Iie, he's just been in my thoughts lately, that's all . . ."
"So call him"
"Huh?! At this time of night?!" Lessa was awake, but wasn't ready to argue.
"Sure! He likes ya, right? So call him up, and talk to him!"
"Geeze, can't it wait till morning?"
"You wanna talk to him right?"
"Fine, but only because you said . . . . " Lessa picked up her videocam cell, and dialed his number.
The phone rang for a long time, but nobody answered it. Kitty K.
(A/N: alright, you know what? Kitty K. is just too darn long, I'm gonna call her Neko, for cat! ^_^)
Er. . . .Neko sat by, waiting the conversation up. She loved to eavesdrop, but tonight was especially important.
Lessa hung up, and sighed again in dissappointment. "He didn't pick up. I hope he's ok . . . . "
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At this time, Joey was asleep at his house, and so was Serenity. Their parents were gone (*sob!*), and so Joey and Serenity were on their own.
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A shadowy figure crossed Wheeler's yard. He was carrying a box shaped figure, he had a cigarette in his mouth, and he had a book of matches sealed away in his jean jacket. He set down the matches in a roll, lit a new cigarette, and bound them together, then, after sticking that by the box, he threw the lit match to the window, and ran down the alley, jumped into a car, and sped away.
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"Neko, that's it, I can't stand it, I'm going over to Joeys . . ."
"Why?!"
"There's . . . something wrong . . . "
"I'm going with you."
"Iie, stay here, and act like me, so mom won't get mad . . . "
"With these ears?" she pointed to her ears, then her tail. "And what about my tail? Mom's gonna be freaked out when she sees me . . . "
"So?" Lessa grabbed her jacket, and began to drive her bike out, when a heavy hand caught her shoulder, and she whilred around to face...her brother . . . . .
"Less, what are you doing?!"
"I'm sorry Shad (A/N: nickname, I'll explain later . . . ), but I must . . ." With that, she sent a sleeping spell through him, and he fell asleep.
"Neko, take care, keep a phone around, I may need you . . . . "
"Ditto here, peace out!" Neko let her out, and Lessa raced out into the night, headed for Joeys'.
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Meanwhile, the match had started a massive fire, and Joey was still asleep, but Serenity, being a light sleeper, woke up to the smoke, and got up, but as she touched the door, she burned her hand on the knob.
"There's gotta be a way out of here!" she thought quickly, and then jumped on her bed, and attempted to open a window.
It wouldn't budge.
"Drat! JOEY!! JOEY!! WHERE ARE YOU!!"
"Serenity?" Joey woke up groggily, and stumbled for the door. He touched the knob, and shot back howling in pain. "ITAI!! Too hot, too hot!"
"JOEY!!" Serenity screamed, and ran to the door, banging on it with her fists. "JOEY! HELP!"
"SERENITY!" Joey ran to the door, and tackled it, and successfully opened it. "HOY COW!" the main part of the house was on fire.
"JOEY!!!" Serenity continued to bang on the door.
"I'm COMING!" Joey ran to the door, and once again touched another hot knob. "ITAI! Serenity! Unlock your door!"
"Joey! The knob is too hot!"
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Lessa biked slowly to Joeys' house. She was sure he was asleep, but never thought anything of it. She suddenly got a whiff of smoke, and saw an orange glow coming from Joey's direction. "Joey?" she biked faster. "Oh no, what if the house is on fire? What if . . . ?" she sniffed the air again. "It IS fire! JOEY!!" She biked even faster, and called Neko on the phone.
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"Moshi, moshi?" Neko yawned and said: "so what's with Joey?"
"HIS HOUSE IS ON FIRE!!!"
"WHAT?!!"
"I don't know what happened, but it's on fire!!"
"Probably Joey's lousy cooking . . ." Neko joked.
"NEKO THIS ISN'T FUNNY!! Call Yugi, wake him up, and tell him to call 911!!"
"Ok . . . . why can't I do it myself?"
"JUST DO IT!!" Lessa hung up on Neko, and raced down Joey's street.
"Hello?" Neko sighed, and dialed Yugi's number.
**************At the game shop, upstairs in Yugi's room*********************
*Ring* Yugi opened one eye, and said sleeply: "Yami, get the phone..."
"Why don't you get it . . . ?" Yami rolled over.
"Onegai?"
"Fine, don't give me your puppy eyes...." Yami grumbled as he got up. He grabbed the phone. "Whoever this is better have a good reason to be calling at this ti-. . . ."
"Yami, it's Neko. Wake up Yugi, call 911, Joey's house is on fire, and . . . . wake up?"
"Neko? What?! What are you talking about?!"
"DANG IT YAMI, JUST DO IT!!"
"Fine!" Yami walked over, and shook his hikari awake. "Yugi, call 911, Joey's house is on fire . . . . "
Yugi shot awake. "WHAT!!?? HAND OVER THE PHONE!!!"
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"JOEY!!" Serenity screamed, and coughed as Joey tackled he door again and again. "It's NOT WORKING!!"
"i'm trying my best!" Joey tackled the door once more. "Serenity! Serenity?"
"Joey I . . . . ." a soft thud was heard as she hit the floor.
"SERENITY!!!"
*Ring* "oh great, first this, and now a phone call. Hello?" Joey tackled the door again.
"Joey! It's Lessa, get out! the house is on fire!!"
"I kinda already know that!!" Joey tackled the door again. "Serenity passed out, and she's locked in her room!"
"WHAT?!" Lessa heard him tackle the door again. "I'm coming in!"
"don't touch the door knob . . !"
"ITTTTTTTAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIII, TOO LATE!!!!!!"
"Call 911!!"
"Already done!"
Joey finally got smart, and ripped open the door with a crowbar.(A/N: now why a crowbar is lying around the house, don't ask . . . . . . ) "Serenity!!" Joey found her, laying limp on the floor. "SERENITY!!" Joey picked her up, and headed for the door, but before he could get to it, a large burning board hit him on the head(think falling boards as the house is burning) and he blacked out.
"Serenity . . . . Lessa . . . . " he collapsed, just as Lessa burst open the door.
"JOEY!!!!!"
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Grandpa woke up, and found Yugi downstairs talking on the phone.
"Yugi, it's almost 1:00 in the morning, what are you doing?!"
"calling 911!"
"WHY?!"
"Joey's house in on fire..."
"WHa!! how'd you figure that out?"
"Neko called."
"she never sleeps, does she?"
"obviously not . . . . "
Yugi talked quickly, giving the sleepy operator all the details he knew, and finally hung up.
"So is everything going to be alright?" Yami sat down by the now fully- awake Yugi.
'I hope so . . . "
*************************************************
Neko sleeply rolled up into a ball on Lessa's bed.
"Geeze, how can she be so awake . . ? It's too late . . . . " Neko dozed off, just as Shad walked into her room.
"Weird, I could've sworn . . . . oh well..." Shad closed the door softly, as Neko rolled over.
"Huh?! wait a moment . . . . ?! ACK!" He opened the door again, and saw Neko's ears.
"hmmm . . . ? huh?" Neko sat up sleepily.
"AGH! YOU'RE NOT LESSA!!!"
"oh! that? uh, lemme explain . . . . "
"heck no! Where's LESSA!!!???"
"saving a friend in need . . . . . "
"whoa, this is ALL a dream! I'm gonna walk VEERY slowly to my room, and you won't be REAL . . . . "
"yeah, good idea bro . . . . "
BOREDERNESSISFUN!!!BORDERNESSISFUN!!!BORDERNESSISREALLYFUN!!!
Lessa-WHOO! So how was that guys?!
Aislin-Overly dramatic, I saw the academy award won't go to anybody.
Joey-Aww, shucks . . .
Lessa-*glomps Joey* ^_^ It's ok, we get FREE PIZZA!!
Joey-WE DO?! YAYNESS!! *runs off to find pizza*
Everyone:-_-U*sweatdrop* Review guys!!