Please don't hurt me! Just because I like this! Ooohhhhh, I know your going hate me…. And hurt me for it!

I don't own Happy Tree Friends.

I don't own the song its base off of. It's "Newt Contestant" by nickel back.

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Splendont

Flippy was looking for a some great war clothing. I watch him in the doorway, I could think of all the men I'm going to have to kill. I wrapped my arms around him.

"Please don't go." I begged, Flippy looked up, and smiled as well as closed his eyes.

"I'm sorry, Splendont. But I have to go to Flaky's party, it's her B-day you know?" he hugged me, and walked out, and gone in his car. And I ran out, and walked with the car, but he never sees me.

Every time!

He gets hit on, every time he walks out of the house. I get so pissed when some one thinks they can have him, he mine.

He was at the party, and having a nice time… until a yellow bunny came over, Flippy smiled, and that bunny holed his hands.

"Flippy….. I….. I" he was scared, he looked up and said. "I love you." My feeling of anger full my body, I was really going to kill this guy!

"Oh… cuddles, I'm sorry… I'm taken…" he showed him a ring, Cuddles was shock, but he….. Kissed my boyfriend! He put his hand on Flippy's…. Ass.

"GET OFF!" Flippy begged, my anger grown. My eyes began to go red. I growled. I jumped in the window, I finally saw Flippy and that bunny was in a room, with no one around.

"Who's this?" the bunny asked, Flippy ran to me, I put my arm around him. "I'm the one he wants." I picked Flippy up, and fly out. Flaky walked in and knew.

She covered her mouth. And looked over to cuddles, which looked like he'd seed a monster. Well he did… me.

When Flippy and me was home. He fueled awful.

"Splendont, I'm sorry… I should have let you come." Flippy looked down, only a tear ran down his cheek. I kissed him.

"You didn't know." I smirked, I knew I need to go and that bunny.

"How about I get some 'Giggles' café'?" Flippy giggled "Yes." Flippy smiled. I walked away, I didn't need to fly. When I got there, I broke the door down; every one looked at me in shock. I looked around… then I saw him. I grabbed his arm and flayed far in the sky.

"Was, that, your, hand, on, my, boyfriend?" I asked, his eyes were full of fear. "And he even tolled you." I dropped him, he screamed, and fell to his death. I smirked. No blood I need to get off. I went to Giggles' café. And walked home. There was a note on the door.

'Sorry Splendont, I have to go to work, I'm sorry I didn't tell you before. I didn't think, but bye!

Splendont anger came again he knew splendid was his boss, Splendid like Flippy.

Is that, your hand, on my, Girlfriend!?

Is that, your hand!?

"Newt Contestant" by nickel back.