Disclaimer: I do not own POTC...but I do own 80 pieces of its merchandise, and a buiscuit.
WARNING: This fanfic will be VERY random at times...and a bit OOC. It is my first fanfic too, so no flames please. Again, this fanfic is very random, and may not make sense. You have been warned.
Anyway, in this story, Jack, Will, and the rest of the crew on The Black Pearl encounter a terrible little beastie. Just read it.
"William...what is that?" Captain Jack Sparrow asked his first mate, motioning to something in the corner.
"I...I don't know Jack. I've never seen one before." Will replied.
Jack cocked an eyebrow. "It's red, furry, has huge eyes, and you don't know what it is?"
"No."
Jack picked it up and squeezed it, thinking it could be full of something like rum, or gold. It started shaking and giggling uncontrollably. Jack threw it to the ground and drew his pistol, aiming at it. "William, it giggles."
"Well Jack, let's keep it down here...away from the crew. We can deal with it later."
"Fine Will, but I am coming back for said, giggling beastie"Jack siad, walking up to the deck.
Yes, the crew of The Pearl had encountered a Tickle-Me Elmo.
Okay, it was a short firsst chapter, but it will get longer, have an actual plot, and be much more...random. Oh, and it will get into detail on how Elmo actually got ONTO the ship. Please, no flames, but if I must remove it I will. Goood-bye! Oh, and whoever reviews gets a cookie.