Proof of Insanity
By: The Lily part of Lily*and*Arabella
A/N: This is my challenge from Arabella. The requirements are:
1. Someone must say: The chickens are on fire.
2. No one but Ron can say Severus or Snape.
3. It must include dancing midgets.
4. Someone must sing "You remind me" by Usher.
5. Someone must have a major crush on Usher.
6. Usher cannot make an appearance in the fic.
7. There must be a game of spin the bottle.
8. Hermione must sculpt someone in the nude (pose or no pose).
9. Someone must repeatedly be called "Dumb butt".
10. No one can say "Wand".
"Ron, Wake up! It's already 7:30!!" Hermione shouted in Ron's ear. Time flew on the weekends, and Ron and Hermione weren't accustomed to such early wake ups.
"I'm up! Where are Rachel and Maggie?" Ron asked as though afraid of the thought of having to get 2 little monsters away from flammable materials. Rachel and Maggie were Ron and Hermione's twin children. They were very energetic and mischievous. They were pretty much like Fred and George except Rachel and Maggie were girls and they weren't identical.
"I think that they're in their rooms. I just hope they aren't plotting to kill us", Hermione said quite casually although she couldn't hide the "fear". It might have just been that she was starting in the insanity ward of St. Mungo's today. Hermione has worked as a E.M.W. (emergency medical wizard) for the past two years. But now she will be one of the head doctors working in the insanity ward. "I would just hate to die on an important day like this", she added. "Oh, now I remember why today is important!" Ron exclaimed. Hermione gave him a withering look and he hid under the covers. "Ok, it's really time to get up, Ron.", she said.
At the exact same time Rachel and Maggie ran in with some giggling midgets and ordered them to start dancing around the bed. "Where did you get those midgets?" Hermione asked not too calmly. Rachel and Maggie were rolling on the floor, laughing histerically. When they finally calmed down, their answer was "Our friend Jill let us borrow some. Her dad works in the Magical Creatures department.", Rachel said laughing even harder. That statement was true because Seamus Finnigan did work in that department and Jill was Rachel and Maggie's friend. But how Jill had gotten her hands on some very rare dancing midgets, Ron and Hermione couldn't find out. With a wave of her wand the midgets disappeared, and Hermione started to laugh. Ron whispered to Hermione, "If they don't stop with these weird'jokes', I will seriously go insane!" That made Hermione laugh harder. Thinking that their work was done Rachel and Maggie walked out of the room.
"Let's go eat something", said Hermione happily.
"I want waffles!!!" Maggie shouted shrilly. Rachel nodded her head in agreement. They would never eat different things. Ron and Hermione both had a strange suspicion that they planned their meals earlier. So now instaed of having scrambled eggs everyone was doomed to have waffles, because if Rachel and Maggie had waffles, everyone had waffles.
After their meal Hermione went off to work on her old Nimbus 2004, and Ron was going to take the day off because his mom was unusually busy and couldn't watch Rachel and Maggie. It didn't really matter, because Ron was going to teach both of them how to fly as well as uncle Harry who was off on some secret errand for the intelligence department with a friend(Draco Malfoy). Of course harry Potter wasn't really Rachel and Maggie's uncle but they always called him that.
Ron's job as junior minister wasn't fun, so he liked spending time outside of his office. But hermione was a full fledged work-acholic. They had been dating ever since Harry started hanging around at work a lot and didn't really care for what was going on around him. Even Cho his long time girlfriend had noticed the change. For awhile no one had said anything, but one day, Cho stood up to him and told him to open his eyes and enjoy life again. After that Harry took Cho on a trip around the world. When they returned, harry broke up with Cho, and it's kid of needless to say that Cho didn't take it well. Harry or Cho have never mentioned why they called it off, that still remains a mystery.
6 years ago Ron and Hermione got married, and a year later they had Rachel and Maggie. Harry congragulated them, and flew away to New Zealand where his big summer home was. He got back right after they were born. He became Rachel's Godfather, and flew back to New Zealand. No one saw him for 3 months.
"Let's go, Let's go!!" Rachel tugged on Ron's sleeve.
"I'm coming", he said, and he walked out, closing the door behind him.
A/N: Good?? I kinda hope u review to tell me what you think. You don't really have to, but I would appreciate it. Second chapter on it's way with more weird twists (maybe a slashy theme or two). Thanx, bye!
By: The Lily part of Lily*and*Arabella
A/N: This is my challenge from Arabella. The requirements are:
1. Someone must say: The chickens are on fire.
2. No one but Ron can say Severus or Snape.
3. It must include dancing midgets.
4. Someone must sing "You remind me" by Usher.
5. Someone must have a major crush on Usher.
6. Usher cannot make an appearance in the fic.
7. There must be a game of spin the bottle.
8. Hermione must sculpt someone in the nude (pose or no pose).
9. Someone must repeatedly be called "Dumb butt".
10. No one can say "Wand".
"Ron, Wake up! It's already 7:30!!" Hermione shouted in Ron's ear. Time flew on the weekends, and Ron and Hermione weren't accustomed to such early wake ups.
"I'm up! Where are Rachel and Maggie?" Ron asked as though afraid of the thought of having to get 2 little monsters away from flammable materials. Rachel and Maggie were Ron and Hermione's twin children. They were very energetic and mischievous. They were pretty much like Fred and George except Rachel and Maggie were girls and they weren't identical.
"I think that they're in their rooms. I just hope they aren't plotting to kill us", Hermione said quite casually although she couldn't hide the "fear". It might have just been that she was starting in the insanity ward of St. Mungo's today. Hermione has worked as a E.M.W. (emergency medical wizard) for the past two years. But now she will be one of the head doctors working in the insanity ward. "I would just hate to die on an important day like this", she added. "Oh, now I remember why today is important!" Ron exclaimed. Hermione gave him a withering look and he hid under the covers. "Ok, it's really time to get up, Ron.", she said.
At the exact same time Rachel and Maggie ran in with some giggling midgets and ordered them to start dancing around the bed. "Where did you get those midgets?" Hermione asked not too calmly. Rachel and Maggie were rolling on the floor, laughing histerically. When they finally calmed down, their answer was "Our friend Jill let us borrow some. Her dad works in the Magical Creatures department.", Rachel said laughing even harder. That statement was true because Seamus Finnigan did work in that department and Jill was Rachel and Maggie's friend. But how Jill had gotten her hands on some very rare dancing midgets, Ron and Hermione couldn't find out. With a wave of her wand the midgets disappeared, and Hermione started to laugh. Ron whispered to Hermione, "If they don't stop with these weird'jokes', I will seriously go insane!" That made Hermione laugh harder. Thinking that their work was done Rachel and Maggie walked out of the room.
"Let's go eat something", said Hermione happily.
"I want waffles!!!" Maggie shouted shrilly. Rachel nodded her head in agreement. They would never eat different things. Ron and Hermione both had a strange suspicion that they planned their meals earlier. So now instaed of having scrambled eggs everyone was doomed to have waffles, because if Rachel and Maggie had waffles, everyone had waffles.
After their meal Hermione went off to work on her old Nimbus 2004, and Ron was going to take the day off because his mom was unusually busy and couldn't watch Rachel and Maggie. It didn't really matter, because Ron was going to teach both of them how to fly as well as uncle Harry who was off on some secret errand for the intelligence department with a friend(Draco Malfoy). Of course harry Potter wasn't really Rachel and Maggie's uncle but they always called him that.
Ron's job as junior minister wasn't fun, so he liked spending time outside of his office. But hermione was a full fledged work-acholic. They had been dating ever since Harry started hanging around at work a lot and didn't really care for what was going on around him. Even Cho his long time girlfriend had noticed the change. For awhile no one had said anything, but one day, Cho stood up to him and told him to open his eyes and enjoy life again. After that Harry took Cho on a trip around the world. When they returned, harry broke up with Cho, and it's kid of needless to say that Cho didn't take it well. Harry or Cho have never mentioned why they called it off, that still remains a mystery.
6 years ago Ron and Hermione got married, and a year later they had Rachel and Maggie. Harry congragulated them, and flew away to New Zealand where his big summer home was. He got back right after they were born. He became Rachel's Godfather, and flew back to New Zealand. No one saw him for 3 months.
"Let's go, Let's go!!" Rachel tugged on Ron's sleeve.
"I'm coming", he said, and he walked out, closing the door behind him.
A/N: Good?? I kinda hope u review to tell me what you think. You don't really have to, but I would appreciate it. Second chapter on it's way with more weird twists (maybe a slashy theme or two). Thanx, bye!