When Songs Attack

by puppy-on-crack

Somthing is happening in hogwarts! students and teachers are randomly bursting out in songs! this is just a little plot bunny that would not go away! i tried pioson, shooting it, starving it but it was stubborn... well here it is. dont expect alot

1. Hogwarts never ends

The great hall was silent as a blast of music filled the air. Suddenly lights focused into a spot light, right where Harry was standing at the door. He raised the microphone he had in his hand and began to sing.

HEY!
Oh Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh
HEY!
Oh Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh
HEY!

7 Years you think for sure
That's all you've got to endure
All the total dicks
All the Stuck-up Chicks
So superficial, so immature

Then When you graduate,
Ya take a look around and you say "Hey Wait!"
This is the same as where I just came from,
I thought it was over, Aw that's just great.

The Whole Damn World is just as obsessed
With who's the best dressed and who's having sex
Who's got the money. Who gets the witches
Who's kinda cute and who's just a mess

And you still don't have the right look
And you don't have the right friends
Nothing changes but the faces, the names, and the trends

Hogwarts Never Ends
Oh Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh
HEY!
Oh Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh
HEY!

Check out the popular kids
You'll never guess what Seamus did!
And how did Ron lose all that weight?
And Pansy had a baby so I guess Greg's straight!

And the only thing that matters,
Is climbing up that social ladder
Still care about your hair and the broom you fly
Doesn't matter if you're 16 or 35

Lavender Brown, she's the Prom Queen
Hermione, Captain of the chess team
Fred and George, the clowns
Dra-co, the quarterback

Seen it all before
I want my Sickles back!

The Whole damn World is just as obsessed
With who's the best dressed and who's having sex
Who's death eater and who's on the drugs
And who's throwin up before they digest

And you still don't have the right look
And you don't have the right friends
And you still listen to the same shit you did back then

Hogwarts Never Ends
Oh Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh
Hogwarts Never Ends

The Whole Damn World is just as obsessed
With who's the best dressed and who's having sex
Who's got the money. Who gets the witches
Who's kinda cute and who's just a mess

And I still don't have the right look
And I still have the same 2 friends
And I'm pretty much - the same as - I was back then

Hogwarts Never Ends
Oh Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh
Hogwarts Never Ends

Oh Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh
Hogwarts Never Ends

Oh Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh
Here We Go Again

Oh Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh

Suddenly the music stopped, and Harry slumped forward on the table he had been standing on. When he looked back up there was confusion in his eyes.

"What's going on?" He asked "Why is everyone staring at me?" no one said anything. They chose to just stare.

There you are first one in a series I hope! BTW I don't own harry potter or the characters, and unfortunately I am not making money... Oh! And the original song is from Bowling for Soup "High school never ends". I hoped you liked it :P