~~Disclaimer: I don't own any thing that has to do
with Daria in any way. MTV does. Also,
I don't own any rights for Trix.
Oncoming Traffic on a One-Way Street…Yikes!
By: DreamzPixie
(Setting: Early
morning, kitchen, Morgedorffers are eating breakfast)
Quinn: Daddy, I need money to go to the mall with the Fashion Club today! My credit card maxed out when I went to help Sandi with her plaid, stripes emergency yesterday!
Jake: (VO) My little girl has no money?!! Oh, no! I must tend to her needs!
(spoken): Here you go honey, if you need any more, I have a pocket full of Benjamins here. (hands her $400 and smiles)
Helen: Jake Morgendorffer! Its not allowance time yet and you know it! Quinn, all you can have is $200, and you CANNOT take my credit card with you, young lady! ::Ring, Ring:: (Helen's cell phone rang) Oh, bye family, I gotta go! (Drinks rest of coffee and leaves.
Daria: Quinn, you'll never learn the value of money if you take dad's.
Quinn: I don't need to know the value, my husband will take care of all our finan…finan…umm…money stuff. I will just make him look ravishing in the stuff I buy him.
Daria: (VO) I wish money came from your GPA, instead of DAD.
(Spoken) I'm going over Jane's.
Jake: It's 6:00 in the morning!! I wanted some quality time with my girls!
Daria: Jane's up to paint the sunrise again, so she'll be awake. Bye.
Quinn: Oh no! I'm LATE! The sale starts in an hour! I gotta go to Sandi's to get chi up and ready for the fast paced world of shopping.
Jake: (VO) Oh, poo. I'm all alone eating my Trix.
~~~~~~~~Quinn at Sandi's~~~~~~~
Sandi: This is an official meeting of the fashion club, any new business?
Tiffany: Oh my GOD, I saw this *girl* at the movies yesterday and she wore (shivers) a brown outfit! It looked like a jumpsuit. Ewww…..At first I had thought she had come out of a sewer!
Everyone: EEEWWWWW!!
Quinn: Ok, I gotta go to the mall to buy something pink. I'm thinking shoes, anyone disagree?
Everyone: Nope, whoa that was weird.
Quinn: You know what they say, Great Minds Think Alike. And we ARE great minds.
Sandi: I am a great mind.
Tiffany: Can we go to the mall now?
(They all walk over to the car and drive off. Quinn see's a sign ahead that says "One Way" and pulls into that road, not knowing there was another sign that said "Do Not Enter" Then there was a squeal.)
Everyone: AHHHHHHHHH!! A car is coming!
Quinn: Ok, lets back the ca—oh I'm gonna die and without my pink shoes!!!
::Miracle:: The car is lifted and flown to the mall.
Sandi: What just happened here?
Quinn: I don't know. Lets go get my shoes.
THE END
The second in my series of pointless stories.