Heya! El here. Just a little story to remind y'all that I'm still here. If you read the whole thing and laugh then I will LOVE YOU FOREVER. Anyway, if you laugh even a little bit I'll be glad. It's meant to be funny, but the only person I had to test that was Fairyhearts who laughs at literally anything and everything. Hope you enjoy it! P.S. I don't own Fairy Tail or its characters :(
Natsu got sick on a train. The End.
Lucy lost her keys and when she retrieved them, she was drowned within an inch of her llife by Aquarius. The End.
There was a NaLu moment. They almost kissed. They didn't. The End.
There was a Gruvia moment. Who am I trying to kid? Amendment: Juvia strangled Gray. The End.
There was a Jerza moment. They went off together outside of my surveillance. Darn! The End.
There was a Romendy moment. Romeo blushed. Wendy blushed. They're so damn cute. The End.
There was a MiFre moment. Mirajane blocked my surveillance, the crafty demon. Urgh! The End.
Alzack and Bisca were all lovey-dovey. Awwww! The End.
Lyon stalked Juvia. Juvia stalked Gray. This means that the stalker has a stalker and that the one being stalked is being stalked by one who is also being stalked. The End.
Completely random and off topic: My friend (Fairyhearts) is a complete weirdo. The End.
Alzack and Bisca's kid tugged Makarov's moustache. Ha! The End.
Laxus was annoying. He annoyed me. In fact, he annoyed almost everyone. He then decided that ignoring people was easier. The End.
Gajeel ate random pieces of metal and stared at Levy the whole time…ZOMG! The End.
Natsu was an idiot. He wondered what "zomjee" meant. LOL. The End.
Cana stopped drinking. Hell froze over…Just joking! Cana beat everyone in a drinking contest and still wasn't drunk. She is one strange girl. The End.
Jellal broke out of jail. Oh, right, you already know that. The End.
Lucy was in her apartment. She found Natsu in her bed. o_O. The End.
Mirajane's drink was spiked by Cana. She got drunk. She challenged Erza to a duel. Erza refused. Mira destroyed the guild anyway. The End.
Gajeel hung Jet and Droy upside down on a tree. They'll never do that to Levy again. Hmph! I guess old habits die hard. The End.
Random shit. THE END!
So...if you read the whole thing then I thank you for your time and patience. If you haven't and don't even get down here then I hate you! I just realised that the comment I just made was completely unnecessary, seeing as those people would never see this. Oh well! As I was saying, hope you enjoyed it and if I get enough good feedback I may even make a sequel. This was really fun to make :)