It's a harsh life

Yeah, so there I was. Sat, as you do, in my kitchen and being, well, normal. Yeah, like a demigod like me can be 'normal'. My definition of normal is conversing with gods, spirits and living under the sea. Yours? Probably conversing with footballers, cheerleaders and living in 59th street.

You won't have heard of me. Definitely not. I'm the daughter of Poseidon. Good to meet you.