Okay. Don't shoot me for this horrible thing of a story. xD You don't have to read it if you don't want to!
And please excuse and spelling or grammar mistakes. xD I wrote this REALLY quick.
CONSIDER YOURSELVES WARNED! D
So Phoenix Wright was a hobo school teacher. And this school was REALLY messed up. When the kids got their grades they'd stand on a stage and be handed their report cards. It was also in the middle of some barren wasteland. ANYWAYS when hobo Feenie was about to pass all of his students, Kristoph Gavin came out of nowhere and was all like OBJECTION! FOUR OF HIS STUDENTS CAN'T PASS BECAUSE I SAID SO! So he picked out four random students that he didn't want to pass and they disappeared.
After that Phoenix and what was left of his students were suddenly walking through a field, where they stumbled upon a table of really messed up ice creams with flavors, like broccoli and turnip, that apparently BELONGED TO PHOENIX. All the kids tried some and they were like OHMIGOSH SO GOOD. Then they put what was left of the ice cream into plastic bags and poured salt on it to 'keep it fresh'? o.O Suddenly one of the kids became a trouble maker (ohmahgosh!) and somehow managed to squirt the ice cream out of the bag and onto a little girl causing SUPER TRUCY to appear from behind a rock and scold the boy.
Klavier Gavin then walked through and door and suddenly they were all in a clothing store. Klav and Fennie had a short talk about something that I don't remember (btw Klavier was wearing a pimp coat and a leopard print hat.) and then Klavier pulled out his wallet and payed Phoenix a giant wad of cash. Phoenix wandered about the clothing store with the cash he had and picked out a blue and pink polka dot cape and a hat of some sort then walked right out the door leaving everyone behind.
THE END