Thanks to Geography Class and my Geography Teacher! This idea popped from my brain when I was heard- o-nothing from my teacher when he speaks. Hmm... I doesn't sure if this will be Baby! Canada x World.

Warning: Many of fluffy (probably), grammars mistake, incorrect spelling, strange wording, England magic and MANY MORE!
Disclaimer: Hetalia, England wand, Canada and Canada's cuteness not mine! (And it makes me want to cry)

"What"=said
'WHAT'=thinking or talk in heart

"FEAR ME! I WILL CHANGE THIS WORLD INTO EARL GREY FANATIC!" England said insanely as he entered the world conference room with his gloomy clothes and his 'gleaming-star-on-top' magic wand.

"Yo Iggy, you're late to- Wait…WHAT! YOU WANT TO CHANGE THIS AWESOME WORLD INTO A 'Tea Ghost'? NO! I wouldn't allow THAT!" America said as insane as England before continue "I-If it happens utterly, t-than there will be no Starbuck Coffee, McDonald, KFC and NO BURGER!" America runs at England before looking at him with his horrific face, trying to grab England 'magic wand'.

Then the rooms change into a 'jungle' with "No! Get away from me you, filthy fatty!" , "I'm not fat!" , "Ohonhonhon, Angleterre, don't resist it *rape face*" , "Don't grope my ass you, wine bastard!" ,"Become one with mother Russia, da?" ,"Brother, marry ME!" , "AHHHHH, Stay away from me, Belarus!" , "Veee, pasta every one?" and a light "Papa *sob sob* dad-daddy.." whimper.

Wait…A whimper?

"What is th-BLOODY OUCH!" England shout painly and toke away nations attentions from the 'whimpering'.

"What the bloody hell is this?" England takes that 'big fur ball' that has biting his leg. The fur ball growled at England before point at an empty seats

"Help, turn, child" The cub spoke softly. "What did he said?" England looks at France and America but they just shrugged. "Maybe he said that your face is like your poisonous burning scone" America said jokingly. "Bloody git, my cooking not a poison".

Again, the cub growled loudly and escape from England grope. He crawled towards the seats and grabs something with his mouth.

"What is that? A cloth?"

"Papa~Daddy~" a voice come out from the cloth. Nations gasph.

"Mon Dieu, that Mon petite Matieu !" France said with wide eyes before taking Canada from Kumajirou mouth.

"Birdie?"

"That's Matvey?"
"Who the hell is Matthew?" England asks before snatching Canada from France hand. England decide to snatch that little when he see that France was staring at the baby with blushing cheek and blood from his pointy nose.

'Better save this child before that pervert frog harassed him.'

England stare the little lad that in his hold. The boy have big gleaming exotic lilac eyes, long eyelash, small cute bright blood colored mouth, chubby fluffy pink cheek, light blonde soft wavy hair that long passed from his small shoulder, long curl and pinky snowy pale skin.

"Daddy~" and England face was all red.

"Wahah! Iggy, why are you blu-"America eyes widening when he see the cute little creature that in England hold. America blushing with blood from his nose like France.

"OMG! IS THAT VINLAND!" Iceland shouted.

FUH! First chapter already finish. I can't stop 'AWWWW' –ing when I listed Baby Canada's cuteness. I JUST LOVE CANADA!
Is there any world for 'pinky snowy pale skin'? I just 'what's that' with my own word… Hope you guys love my first Baby! Canada x World fiction.

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