Alright this is my first fanfic. I hope everyone who reads this enjoys it. Hopefully this story will go far and gets good ratings. Eventually it shall be a little more M rated ;)

CHAPTER 1

"Get out, get out, get out of my head, and fall into my arms instead." One Direction was blasting through the speakers of my iHome as Charlie and I were getting ready to go meet One Direction at the mall. We had had a sleepover the night before and all we did was talk about how we were going to act when we finally met them at the signing today. Of course Charlie couldn't control herself, I had to tell her to shut up numerous times. Even now she was still yelling at me.

"Evie, this is literally going to be the best day of my life. I don't even know what I'm going to do once we see them. Faint most likely. Maybe scream, ask them to follow me on twitter. I might not even be able to do that because I just know I'm going to be completely immobile and speechless." She practically screeched all of this at me.

"Really? I don't -"

Charlie completely interrupted me and was falling over all her words. "No, just stop for a minute and think about what we're about to do. We are going to go meet ONE DIRECTION! We'll see Zayn, Liam, Niall, Louis, my favourite, you cannot have him Evie, and then there's of course Harry, whose your favourite. I really don't know why either, he's not nearly as funny or hot as Louis, but hey, that means I get Louis all to myself. Anyways, what were you saying?"

I didn't reply right away. I just looked at her to see if she really was done. When she motioned at me with her arm to go on I spoke.

"First of all, Louis is my second favourite because he is extremely awesome, but Harry will always be number one. You know I have a soft spot for curly hair, plus he's just incredibly cheeky and is always naked."

"Like you." Charlie blurted out.

"Yes like me." I smiled. "But anyways, I am super excited to see them but I'm going to be doing all my crazy fangirling in the car because honestly I want to be able to speak to them, not just stare and smile and say 'Here, sign this please?' I think they get enough of that, and that's also why I'm just going to dress in my best clothes and not be covered head to toe in 1D stuff."

Charlie just looked at me for a minute.

"They're not going to think you're a real fan. What are you going to do? Just be in regular clothes and act normal. They're going to think that you don't really want to be there." She said with a look on her face like I was making the worst choice ever, which in her head I probably was.

I just let out a sigh. "Okay Charlie, no. I love One Direction. I was the one that told you about them, remember? I just think that they would much more appreciate a somewhat genuine conversation in the 20 seconds we have to talk to them instead of just a girl drooling and not being able to say anything. It might leave more of a lasting impression."

Suddenly Charlie just got this shit eating grin on her face.

"Ohh, I see what you're doing. You want to act all normal and sexy and wear nice clothes so hopefully one of them will ask for your number or something. Geeze, you're even crazier than I am, you sneaky lady. For a second I thought you went insane with this normal act. You're worse than me!"

At that point I blushed a little because a small part of the reason I planned on acting this way towards them was because I was hoping that at least one of them would say something like 'Wow, you're really pretty.' or 'It was nice to actually have a conversation instead of you just goggling at me.' I am in no way expecting one of them to want my number though. I wasn't even nearly pretty enough for them to even consider me as a potential girlfriend. Standing next to Danielle and Eleanor I would look like E.T. I mean, I'm not like troll ugly, but average. Brown hair just hitting mid back, blue eyes, slightly crooked teeth. I was nothing special.

"No! That's not what I thought at all. Look at me Charlie, do you really think any of them would honestly want my number. I just think they would appreciate a normal person instead of a screeching 16 year old girl like you." I said the last part with a smile on my face so she wouldn't take it the wrong way. Of course being Charlie she just took it in stride.

"Well you know what turd nugget, maybe I'll just lean over and kiss Louis right on the mouth. That'll leave a lasting impression too." At that point I just burst into laughter.

"Turd nugget? You get better everyday."

"I live to amuse Evie, that is my job." Charlie responded with a little chuckle.

"Hey, who knows Louis just might return the kiss. I mean, who can deny your raw animal sex appeal?"

"No one, that is fucking who." And with that Charlie strutted out of the room shaking her ass in a completely unsexy way.

"Hot damn girl! Beyonce in the house!" I was practically dying. She made me laugh all the time.

"Yeah let's just hope Louis thinks so too, and maybe even Harry for you!" She yelled back at me and turned her head so I could see her wink.

After that both of us finished getting ready. I had decided to wear my hair down and leave it natural so it had the nice wave to it. That's one thing I really liked, that my hair always fell nicely when I just wore it naturally. Since I left my hair all casual I decided to wear my salmon colored skinny jeans that I rolled to about mid calf and my Ghostbusters t-shirt, finished off with my one and only denim jacket and some white canvas Vans. I was quite pleased with myself. I had been working out lately because I was not the skinniest girl around and it was starting to show, my ass much firmer and my face a little thinner which made my neck look longer and that was nice because I was not that girl that had the supermodel long neck. When I was done getting ready I walked out into the hall and yelled at Charlie to meet me downstairs when she was ready.

"Yeah just give me a minute!' She yelled back.

About 2 minutes later I heard her click off the bathroom and light and the she turned round the corner and I almost died laughing. Charlie had dressed up as a gigantic carrot that had 'I heart Louis" written on the front.

"Are you honestly going like that?" Charlie looked down at her outfit studying it for a minute then she looked back up at me.

"FUCK YEAH! My man loves carrots, I give my man what he wants. I'm sure that this will also leave an impression on them." Charlie did little air quotes with her fingers at the word impression and I just rolled my eyes.

"Kay let's go. The signing starts at one and the mall opens at nine. So if we want to be there for eight we got to leave." I said all this as I was grabbing my car keys and opening the door.

"Evie." Charlie stopped me by grabbing my arm just as we got onto my driveway. "We are about to see One Direction in less than 6 hours!"

I couldn't help it. I had to smile, and it was the biggest smile ever. "I know, and I am so fucking excited!" I squealed back at her. Charlie did a little dance and then ran to hop into the passengers seat and I followed her taking the drivers. I turned on the ignition, plugged in my iPod and turned on One Directions "Stole My Heart." and I couldn't help but think about what it would be like if Harry actually did ask for my number.