The Weird Trio

Disclaimer: I do not own Invader Zim

The Horrible First Chapter

"I can't believe this is happening." Dib cried out.

"I don't like this anymore than you do Dib-Stink." Zim replied. "So stop complaining."

"If you think I'm going to let you get away with your evil schemes, you've got another thing coming."

"Will you both shut up!" Gaz took her brother's and the alien's head and smacked them against each other.

"Ow! Why you'd do that to me Gaz?" Dib asked as he rubbed his head. "That hurt."

"Not as much as it hurts me to be sitting in the middle of you two losers!" Gaz shouted. "Now shut up before I throw out of this car."

"Now now!" Professor Membrane said. "The four of us are going to the funnest, coolest, extememst place in the world: Bloatyland!" He turned to the unlikely trio.

"You don't wanna ruin your fun by bickering do you?"

"No Dad." Gaz said. She patted Dib on the head, albeit as hard as she could.

"Ow!" He whined.

"I don't know if Dib-Stink agrees, but I for one look forward to this Bloatyland." Zim said.

Dib sighed. "How did I get into this mess?"

One week earlier.

"Are you serious?" Dib and Gaz asked in unison.

"As serious as a heart attack. After four consecutive years of de-bugging my Super Toast, I finally have a week off and I'm using it to take you two to.." Professor Membrane began struggling with a rolled up poster. "Wait for it." After messing with the poster for a little bit, he finally managed to open it.

"Behold. Bloatyland!"

"Really?" Dib asked. "Well that's grea-

"HOWEVER THERE'S ONE PROBLEM!" Professor Membrane shouted. "The package I bought has four tickets. So I need you two to invite one of your friends. That is all." Professor Membrane put on a jet pack and flew out the window.

"Well that's just great." Dib whined. "None of us have any friends. What are we going to do?"

"What are you talking about? You do have a friend. Right?" Gaz asked, opening on of her always-closed eyes to glare at Dib.

"What do you mean? I don't, as much as I'd hate to admit it."

"He's green. He's annoying and he smells like cabbage."

Dib's eyes widened. "No. You don't mean-"

"You will invite Zim or else." Gaz demanded.

"No way!" Dib argued. "Zim's my sworn enemy. He's trying to take over the world. He's-

"Suddenly Gaz levitated as did the furniture around her. Both of her eyes were open and staring daggers at Dib.

"What part of "or else" did you not understand?" She asked in a hostile voice.

Dib knew it was no use.

"Alright" he said. "I'll invite Zim."

Gaz landed back on the ground, both eyes once again closed.

"See that you do." And with that, Gaz left to her room. Dib was left in a semi-destroyed living room wondering what he had just agreed too.

...

"Well we're here!"

The car stopped abruptly, causing Dib and Zim to hit their heads on the seats in front of them. Gaz, was the only one wearing her seat belt, brought her game to a stopping point.

The trio exited the car one by one and stared at the giant sign in front of them.

WELCOME TO BLOATYLAND!

"There it is children!" Professor Membrane said. "What do you think?"

Although nobody said anything, the trio each had a thought.

"Once I uncover the secrets of this Bloatyland, you foolish humans are doomed!" thought Zim

"One way or another, Zim must be stopped!" thought Dib

"I'm surrounded by idiots." thought Gaz

(That's the first chapter! Sorry if it's not very good. I promise when I continue this story I will try to make it better.)