Godzilla was really hungry because he never gets to eat anything in the films. He thought a lot about what he wanted to eat but couldn't find anywhere that would deliver to Ogasawara Island. Godzilla, despite being Japanese, did not like sushi and so did not appreciate the fact that all the restaurants in his area were seafood restaurants. He got angry and waded into the sea, resolving to go and find somewhere where he could get a decent non-seafood meal.
After two weeks of wading and swimming Godzilla came ashore in Mumbai harbor. A tsunami occurred and all the rich people in their low-lying villas were killed. The slums and houses built on stilts survived. Godzilla began to wade inland because he wanted a curry. The Indian President, Gupta Mendhi, got notified of the situation and ordered the army to send tanks to stop GodIlla's rampage. The army did this and took planes and helicopters as well. When they arrived where Godzilla was resting against a large building they noticed he seemed really sad and down about things and he wasn't interested in destroying the place. The army got megaphones and started shouting up at Godzilla, "Godzilla! What's wrong?! Why don't you go home?!"
Godzilla started waving his arms around retardedly and pointing at his belly. Eventually scientists decoded this message and realised that Godzilla was hungry. They thought he would be India's friend if they fed him so Gupta Mendhi ordered all the curry restaurants in Mumbai to begin brewing up the biggest vats of curry they had. Given that most of the upmarket places had been destroyed in the tsunami most of the food was cooked in the slums. This meant that it was unclean and contaminated with bacteria and dysentry. Because it was a national emergency people didn't stop to think what they were putting in the curry and whether or not it would be safe for Godzilla to eat. Rats, bats, cats, plastic dummies, cake, condoms, feces, breadcrumbs, face paint, lead, chilli and Santa all went into the curries. When the cooking period was over the tanks were sent to collect the curries from all over Mumbai.
When Godzilla's meal was finally delivered it consisted of 834 vats of Mumbai Special Curry and 41 storeys of peshwari naan bread. Godzilla was overjoyed that he didn't smell any seafood and let out a loud BRAAAAAAAWWWNNK of happiness before demolishing the top thirty storeys of naan bread in one bite. Seven hours later Godzilla was full and all of the curry had been eaten right down to the last infected drop. Godzilla bid India goodbye as he waded back into the sea killing the rest of Mumbai with the tidal wave. Gupta Mendhi congratulated himself on getting rid of Godzilla within one day of him coming ashore with only 20 million deaths. This was sure to get him re-elected.
A few hours later when Godzilla was getting close to the southernmost tip of India he felt his guts start to rebel. Something had been wrong with the curry! Now he was going to get diarrhea in the middle of the sea and cause oceanic pollution! Godzilla headed for the shore as fast as he could for the inevitable evacuation of his fetid bowels.
To be continued.