**Note: This is just a parody and more than likely a bad one… I hope not but my friend wanted me to include her in a story and she's a fan of the show…. I OWN NOTHING!

For: Nina… dear friend, there is something wrong with you….

The Day Agent P fled in Fear

D.E.I

"Now Perry the Platypus! Prepare to meet your doom!" yelled Dr. Doofenshmirtz as he pressed a red button to trap the platypus in a giant glue covered web. The platypus blinked in surprise, yet he knew what to expect from his nemesis. A fail booby trap… again.

The Agent glared at the evil scientist as he tried to free himself from the web. It was truly hard, maybe he had underestimated the scientist this time.

"Well, I don't have any backstory to tell you… actually, I don't really have an inaitor either…but! I do have something that will make you crumble in fear!"

'g-g-g-g-g' Perry said in reply.

"Don't be sarcastic with me! This time, you will crumble!"

Perry gave him a bored look and let out a sigh. What could it be this time? A giant stuffed spider? Or a feather that would tickle him to death… those thoughts made him want to laugh but his expression changed when he saw Doofenshmirtz bring in a girl.

She was tied up. Her mouth was covered with a piece of duct tape, her hands and feet were tied with rope and she wore a very angered look on her face. 'Oh, this is going too far.'

Doofenshmirtz set the girl down before him and ripped out the duct tape. "OW!"

"Oh, sorry, kid."

Before the girl could tell him anything, the scientist walked towards the now angered platypus and smiled at him. "Behold!" he said while pointing at the girl, "The Agent P-Fan girl intaitor…"

"Hey! I'm not an inatitor and—" the girl's eyes shined when she saw the defenseless agent and let out a loud squeal, "Oh my gosh! Is that Agent P?!"

Agent P's eyes grew. The scientist laughed as he walked towards the girl. "Yes. Yes he is." He untied her and backed up.

The platypus desperately tried to free himself from the web he was trapped on. He knew what was coming next. More squeals, screams, hugs and other things he just couldn't stand. He knew… he lived with a teenage girl.

"Aw! Look at him! He looks desperate to flee…" the girl said.

"I'm sure he is…" said Dr. D while he rubbed his hands together.

After one final attempt to free himself, the web dissolved and Perry fell to freedom, or rather his fan girl's arms. "Aw! He's sooo cute! Can I take him home?"

"What—no!" yelled Dr. D, he then began to ponder, "On second thought… yes. Yes you can."

Perry felt that the air was being choked out of him. The girl was hugging him extremely tight that he could hear his heart wanting to jump out of his chest. He began to struggle and finally fell to the floor. He didn't even try to fight the scientist, once he was up on his feet he ran. He ran for dear life as the girl chased him.

"Hm… I should hire that girl… I could get more work done…" Heinz thought. He then reached into his lab coat pocket and brought out the girl's identification, "fourteen?!" He shook his fist furiously as he shouted out to the sky, "CURSE YOU WORKING AGE LIMIT!"

** Yeah… I'm pretty sure this wasn't my best story…..