Xena's Creek
by Hope and The Pixie Princess
Disclaimer: I do not own the charactars of Xena, Ares, Gabrielle, Virgil, Solan, or Eli. So please don't sue!
Authors note: This was written in about thirty minutes so that is why it is so poorly written!
Reviews: YES!!!!!!!! I LIVE OFF OF REVIEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Xena: Hi Gabrielle!
Gabrielle: Hello.......Suddenly I'm sad.......
Xena: Why?
Gabrielle: I want Virgil!
Xena: You cradle robber! Since you can't find anyone you're age you go after some one 25 years younger!
(Gabrielle plays annoying acordion so that she can't hear Xena's insults)
Gabrielle: Everyone it's polka time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Xena: Are you on henbane again?
Gabrielle: And you're talking! I read the back of your yearbook! Have sex be free! we're the class of 2 B.C.!
(Suddenly everything goes black and white)
(Ares opens door and comes in ::Applaude::)
Ares: Lucy I'm home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Xena: If you insult me like that again I'm going to start calling you Kevin!!!!!!
(Ares shrinks back in fear of terrible name)
Ares: Now where is little Ares?
(Solan walks in with little round glasses, a bow tie, and a lollipop ::applause::)
Xena: His name is Solan!
Solan: I'm now a priest for Eli! Eli loves all but Ares!
Ares: Eli's a wuss! Go Olympians!
(Ares is suddenly holding a flag, a football, and a t-shirt that says 'Olympians')
(Xena elbows Ares)
Gabrielle: (to Solan) Do you have any more lollipops?
Solan: Why of course Aunt Gabby!
(Gabrielle takes lollipop from Solan and sprinkles henbane on it)
Solan: Aunt Gabby, The Great Eli does not approve of the way you are mutilating yourself!
Gabrielle: (unable to see any longer beacase of henbane, she is talking to Argo) Why Xena! That is a beautiful hairstyle you have!
Author 1: I love you, Ares!!!
(Ares winks)
Ares: Right back at ya babe!
Author 2: Will you shut up?! You're ruining the story!
Xena: Yeah get lost Authors!
Author 2: Hey! I'm on your side! Regaurdless, if it weren't for us you wouldn't be in this story!
Ares: She's got a point!
Author 1: Okay fine we'll let you finish.........dumb warrior princess and her freak god...............................
(Gabrielle runs up to Ares and passionatly kisses him)
Ares: Well everyone is into me today, huh?
Gabrielle: Come! Let us elope to ponyland! Were pigs fly and pixies waft in the breeze!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Big Voice: Dum! Dum! Duuuuuuuuuum! Will Ares elope with Gabby? Will Solan ever be normal again? Will Xena be rid of her PMS? Will the authors ever shut up?
Authors 1&2: Hey! We resent that!
BigVoice: All these questions and more answered on the next Xena's Creek!
Disclaimer: I do not own the charactars of Xena, Ares, Gabrielle, Virgil, Solan, or Eli. So please don't sue!
Authors note: This was written in about thirty minutes so that is why it is so poorly written!
Reviews: YES!!!!!!!! I LIVE OFF OF REVIEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Xena: Hi Gabrielle!
Gabrielle: Hello.......Suddenly I'm sad.......
Xena: Why?
Gabrielle: I want Virgil!
Xena: You cradle robber! Since you can't find anyone you're age you go after some one 25 years younger!
(Gabrielle plays annoying acordion so that she can't hear Xena's insults)
Gabrielle: Everyone it's polka time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Xena: Are you on henbane again?
Gabrielle: And you're talking! I read the back of your yearbook! Have sex be free! we're the class of 2 B.C.!
(Suddenly everything goes black and white)
(Ares opens door and comes in ::Applaude::)
Ares: Lucy I'm home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Xena: If you insult me like that again I'm going to start calling you Kevin!!!!!!
(Ares shrinks back in fear of terrible name)
Ares: Now where is little Ares?
(Solan walks in with little round glasses, a bow tie, and a lollipop ::applause::)
Xena: His name is Solan!
Solan: I'm now a priest for Eli! Eli loves all but Ares!
Ares: Eli's a wuss! Go Olympians!
(Ares is suddenly holding a flag, a football, and a t-shirt that says 'Olympians')
(Xena elbows Ares)
Gabrielle: (to Solan) Do you have any more lollipops?
Solan: Why of course Aunt Gabby!
(Gabrielle takes lollipop from Solan and sprinkles henbane on it)
Solan: Aunt Gabby, The Great Eli does not approve of the way you are mutilating yourself!
Gabrielle: (unable to see any longer beacase of henbane, she is talking to Argo) Why Xena! That is a beautiful hairstyle you have!
Author 1: I love you, Ares!!!
(Ares winks)
Ares: Right back at ya babe!
Author 2: Will you shut up?! You're ruining the story!
Xena: Yeah get lost Authors!
Author 2: Hey! I'm on your side! Regaurdless, if it weren't for us you wouldn't be in this story!
Ares: She's got a point!
Author 1: Okay fine we'll let you finish.........dumb warrior princess and her freak god...............................
(Gabrielle runs up to Ares and passionatly kisses him)
Ares: Well everyone is into me today, huh?
Gabrielle: Come! Let us elope to ponyland! Were pigs fly and pixies waft in the breeze!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Big Voice: Dum! Dum! Duuuuuuuuuum! Will Ares elope with Gabby? Will Solan ever be normal again? Will Xena be rid of her PMS? Will the authors ever shut up?
Authors 1&2: Hey! We resent that!
BigVoice: All these questions and more answered on the next Xena's Creek!