Another story~ xD And its going to be slight Yaoi, humor {going to try my best}, fluff. cuteness, and more! xD
Warning! Zero's potty mouth, a sarcastic Senri and a scary-cat Aidou!
Chemistry Chibi
The Potion
It was just a regular normal day for any other regular high school where nothing─
"I had made it!" yelled an excited blonde, electric-blue eyed student.
"What did you do?" asked another student eating Pokey one after another not caring and will never be because he will never gain any weight. Lucky bastards. His pale-blue eyes blankly stared at the light-green potion seeing his excited classmate and friend... sure... looking as if he won power ball.
"I don't know, but I need an idiot to test it out!" Aidou Hanabusa said holding the bottle as if it were a lover.
"Wonder who'll it be," Senri Shiki spoke after he finished a stick of goodness.
"KURAN!"
Aidou smirked hearing that familiar voice that he oh so loath so much. Both teens looked up when the door opened to Aidou's lab to see an angry silver-haired teen glaring daggers at anything that moved. Aidou walked slowly while Senri was walking out of the door with a bored expression. Not only that, but he had to get away from a certain noble who was excited to test the liquid. But Aidou being Aidou didn't see the box of Pokey on the floor and slipped on it making his eyes widen.
Everything happened so fast, the bottle landed between all of them making a huge BOOM! Then, smoke covered the whole room making all three cough out loud from the nasty smell. Aidou felt his body grow smaller and smaller not knowing what was happening to them. Senri was looking at his box of Pokey feeling them get bigger, he smiled. So that liquid can make stuff bigger, he would have to ask Aidou to make more for his Pokey later on in the future. And the third, Zero, who was caught up on all of this felt his whole body shrink. What got him there in the first place, he should have waited for Yuki to come back from the store and not jump to conclusions...
{Before the Boom!}
"What do you mean that Kuran and Yuki are an item!" Zero slapped the headmaster's desk with all his force making a small crack form.
"Where did you hear that?" Cross asked poking the crack.
"The day class girls," Zero crossed his arms.
"You know Yuki is extremely shy to even look at him, besides I know a dirty little secret~" he sang spinning around his chair with a child-like laugh making a certain silverette glare.
"If you won't tell me then I will go right now and blast his brains off," he hissed getting Bloody Rose ready.
"He's busy," he stated looking at Zero wanting to jump him.
"To hell with that, I'm going and don't you dare stop me!" Zero slammed the door making a picture fall off the wall.
He walked─ no ran to the Night dorm wanting to kill that bastard who is going near Yuki. Sure she annoyed his head off, but he still saw her as a younger sister. And he being slightly jealous of all the suitors who tried to date her would meet the end of Bloody Rose, or take them to the back of the school for a 'lesson'. And Kuran was no exception, he would blast his pureblood butt out of the picture.
He saw the Night dorm and didn't even bother to knock. He quickly ran inside the dorm ignoring all the glaring vampires. He looked left, right forwards and heard familiar voices. Where that idiot blonde is, Kuran is always there. He followed the voices and he shouted, "KURAN!" to see if he was there. Not to far, he opened the door and saw only Aidou and Senri. One looked happy in an insane way, while the other looked bored to death.
He saw the blonde walking his way with a smirk and Zero felt a bad shiver go up and down his spine in a horror way. He was distracted for a second, but that second cost him everything he was fighting for. He watched Aidou's electric-blue eyes grow wide while he fell dropping a small vial with liquid. But Zero didn't have time to study it, the whole room exploded and smoke covered everywhere. He coughed roughly scratching his throat with his coughs.
{And we're back!}
Not long later Rima, Ruka and Siren were all there with a guarded look, and ready to kick some booty if they had too. But none of them were ready to see little things moving underneath uniforms. Siren being Siren, she walked towards one of the white ones and revealed the moving 'thing'. Once the shirt was off they all gasped, even Siren! And saw huge electric-blue eyes looking at her with a dazed look. Ruka grabbed the other white uniformed and found wild mahogany hair with pale-blue eyes looking at her with a huge Pokey stick sticking out of his mouth. Rima walked towards the black uniform moving and saw huge lavender eyes looking her way with a glare.
"Rima why are you so big suddenly?" the mahogany-haired child tilted his head to the side.
"Is that you Senri?" the orange-haired girl asked looking at him with a blank expression.
"Who else, your mom?" asked Senri looking down his small body. "Oh, it seems Aidou's potion turned us into three-year old's..." he said as if that happened everyday of his 'normal' life.
"Aidou you better fix this before Lord Kaname kills you!" Ruka grabbed the toddler and slightly shook him making the blonde boy go dizzy.
"If I'm still looking like this before I kill Kuran, then I will put Bloody Rose far up your a─"
"Chibis aren't to cuss," Ruka flickered Zero on the nose making him land on his bottom.
"You blood suckers!" Zero grabbed his way too big gun and had difficulty carrying the lethal weapon. He fell again landing on his bottom, he cursed silently, but they all heard him.
"What is going on here?" a powerful voice boomed making everyone look at him and take a bow, even the covered up children. While Zero just glared at him with his huge eyes and his gun rested on his small legs.
"Lord Kaname, something happened with my─"
"Oh my god! Senri!" Takuma Ichijo took hold of the mahogany-haired boy and rubbed cheeks.
"No it's Santa," Senri looked at him and at the forgotten box of Pokey on the floor.
"What happened Aidou?" Kain held him to eye level and held his shock expression when Aidou pouted crossing his arms around his pudgy body.
"Nothing, Kat." Aidou sighed making his hair stick up like he had it a while ago.
"Hanabusa, what did you do?" Kaname glared at the cowering child who held to Kain's chest with wide scared eyes.
"I─ I sorry," he wanted to cry, but why?
"Fix it!" Zero stomped making them all look at him. He glared at them and hugged Bloody Rose closer to his body.
"If this was the first time me seeing Zero, then I would throw myself at him and kiss his chubby cheeks. But sadly it's not. Boo-hoo." Ruka pulled a lock of hair behind her ear looking at Zero's slightly naked form.
"I'm glad you're not doing that," Zero glared at her, he pulled his silver locks out of his eyes.
Kaname studied the small silverette, his crush. He will kill Aidou once he finds a way to get them all back to normal. He glanced at Aidou who was still shaking and holding tight to Kain while looking at him through the corner of his visible eye. The other was hidden by the uniformed chest. Takuma was holding Senri and bringing him up then down making baby noises, Senri looked all but amused. Kaname looked at the fuming silverette that was suppose to win his heart, but now he will have to wait. He was such a cute boy, and holding that lethal weapon made him look much more cuter.
"Drop me this instance Kuran!" Zero struggled swinging his short arms trying to punch Kaname. He was glad that the shirt covered more than enough of his body.
"I think not," Kaname smirked holding the psychotic child away from his face.
"Kuran!" Zero screamed a high-pitch one making all who is not carrying a chibi cover their ears.
Kaname ignored him and gently gave the small child a spank in the butt making Zero and the others look at him with a shock expression. Zero had a cute blush decorating his chubby cheeks! Kaname smirked seeing his shock and blush, he wanted to kiss those cheeks that looked much like ripe peaches, but held it in. He really wanted to laugh, but he had to keep an image.
"Kuran! Why did you hit me!" Zero shouted struggling, just one scratch on that arrogant face and he will be satisfied.
"What are we going to do?" Rima asked looking at the angry toddler and a Pokey on her hand ready to be devoured by her hungry mouth.
"Tell Cross," Kaname said walking with the child in his hands.
"If you don't put me down, I swear─"
"Children are not to curse," Ruka covered Zero's mouth, but quickly took it off once a wet appendage licked her palm. She glared at him and he to her.
"Nya," Zero stuck his tongue out.
"I want Pokey now," Senri looked up at his lover with huge puppy eyes... yeah they need to fix them soon!
"Aw, sure you can." Takuma stole the Pokey out of Rima's hand and put it one his mouth making Senri close over the other end of the treat.
"You look like a pedophile like that," Rima said looking at her empty hand.
Kaname opened the door and walked out with a still struggling Zero on his arms. He had restrained Zero in his own uniform like they do an insane man. Zero kept struggling cursing his small body and stopped once he saw a butterfly flying towards a rose.
"Put me down! Hurry Kuran!" Zero struggled and Kaname lost his grip dropping the child.
Zero landed on his bum and ran towards the butterfly, his huge lavender eyes stared in awe at the butterfly sucking the nectar out of the rose. He had tried to touch it, but the insect flew away into the sunset. Zero just looked at it, he ran after it, he had tied the uniform around his body while he ran. He put his hands in the air trying to catch the butterfly that was flying higher into the sky.
"Butterfly!" Zero shouted in his baby voice. But he tripped on a tree root making him land on the dirt.
"Zero are you all right?" Kaname helped him up.
Zero looked at him with dirt covering his adorable features. Both his cheeks were dirty, his forehead had dirt stuck and his bangs were covered with leaves and small sticks. Kaname rolled his eyes and held Zero who looked at the butterfly with a longing expression. Kaname loved seeing a new look on his silverette, instead of that same scowling and glaring look.
They made it to the chairman's office and knocked, they were welcomed in and saw the man looking over a few papers pretending to be busy. The straw-colored haired man looked up and dropped the papers on his hands gaping at the three children who were on Kaname's. Kain's and Takuma's arms looking mad, scared, and bored.
"Oh my sweet cheeks! Babies!" Kaien hustled their way and grabbed all three children not giving the other people a second look and hugged the children. "Call me papa! I love babies! You remind me so much of Zero, Senri and Aidou!" he chanted squeezing the toddlers who were looking at Kaien with a murderous, fear and blank look.
"That's because they are Zero, Senri and Aidou." Kain explained sighing seeing his cousin/lover's scared face.
"Really! Oh how cute! I get to see my son when he was a toddler!" Kaien hugged all three children even tighter to his chest making all three children look at the others with fear.
"Kat!" Aidou tried to grab him with his short pudgy arms.
"Sorry headmaster, but Aidou isn't that fond of other people hugging him." Kain said taking Aidou from Cross.
"Let me go, or I will pee on you," Senri said and Kaien dropped the remaining two out of shock.
"My, my..." Rima smirked.
"That's why we're here, we need to figure out how to turn them back to normal." Kaname sighed seeing Zero glare at the headmaster with murder.
"Aidou's fault," Senri pointed at said child making him pout.
"If it was his fault, then you'll just have to wait for it to wear off." Kaien said holding Zero making him squirm, but calmed down when Kaien massaged his back, he even smiled sighing.
"How did you calm him down?" Ruka asked in wonder.
"Used to do it when he was small, his back is the weak spot." Kaien said in glee when Zero hugged him and fell asleep resting his head on the headmaster's shoulder.
"I suggest we should not separate them until further notice and to keep all of them in the night class. We will all try and find out the potion, I'm sure one of us can come up with the right antidote." Kaname said seeing Zero sound asleep and his thumb was stuck inside his mouth.
"Zero will be in the night class," Kaien said handing Zero over Kaname, the headmaster knew of Kaname's feelings towards his son.
"Yes, until we find an antidote and then you can have him back." Ruka said.
"We'll take care of Zero, so send a message to the HA that he will be studying for some tests." Takuma held his little lover to his chest and Senri began to drift to sleep.
"All right, but if I will take care of them while you go to class." Kaien smiled petting Zero's soft silver hair. "Which reminds me, I need to give him a bath─"
"NO!" Zero whined waking up instantly looking at Kaien as if he had grown a second head.
"But you're dirty," Kaien's glasses had a glare and an evil smirk.
"I don't wanna! I'll tell Yuki that you sat on her favorite doll and broke it!" Zero whined making Aidou glare.
"Taking a bath is not so bad," he rolled his wide electric-blue eyes.
"No! Baths are evil and will suck you down to get eaten by sharks!" Zero had his hands wide open and his small canines imitating a great big shark.
"Nu-uh. I love taking baths, and so does Senri. Huh!" Aidou looked to see a sleeping Senri on Takuma's arms. He smacked his face.
"Hn," Zero glared at Kaien who was getting closer, he hugged Kaname by the throat.
"If you do take a bath with me then I'll buy your only favorite sweets." at this Kaname's interest sparked up and looked at Cross.
"Cream puffs," Zero looked at him with hope on his eyes. He watched the headmaster nod and Zero let go of Kaname and threw his small body towards Kaien.
"Let's go take a bath together~" he chanted.
"And cream puffs later!" Zero smiled throwing both his fists up in the air.
"That's the only sweets he likes," Takuma wondered if he could also manipulate Senri into taking baths together when he gets into his normal self.
The door opened to reveal a certain brunette perfect of the school with shopping bags. She looked at everyone with wide eyes and a blush decorating her face. She quickly closed the door to read the sign outside, she was in the correct place. So why were the night class students there when they should be getting ready for class?
"Evening everyone," Yuki smiled and they all smiled to acknowledge her. "Kaname what's going on?" her large chocolate-brown eyes looked at the two toddlers.
"We have little problems..." Takuma explained.
"Then when you lost your first teeth you wailed as if you were going to die in that moment." Kaien dried off the toddler.
"Don't make me shoot you─ Oh no! Bloody Rose! I forgot her!" Zero was in one of Yuki's smaller shirts covering all the way down his feet.
He ran out of the bathroom and into where the vampires were, he heard a familiar voice and made him stop. The floor was slick with his still wet feet and slipped on it sliding all the way towards the female perfect's feet.
"And then we'll keep them with us 24/7 until it whether wears off on it's own, or we find an antidote." Takuma explained with a smile.
"Zero! He's so cute!" Yuki picked him up and screamed hugging her smaller adopted brother.
"Let me go! I need Bloody Rose. I forgot her in the Night dorm!" Zero explained looking at Yuki with those wide and innocent eyes making her and Ruka squeal.
"Ah, I have it." Kaname took out a rag and unfolded it revealing Bloody Rose.
"Yay!" Zero ran towards the lethal weapon and took it on his small hands, he smiled hugging the shiny gun.
"Whoa shiny," Aidou said looking at the gun with a genuine expression.
"I hungry," Senri rubbed his eyes then feeling his tummy.
"It is getting late, but we still need to buy them clothes!" Ruka said looking at Rima and Yuki.
"I say we go and buy them clothes while they eat!" Yuki pumped her fist up she grabbed Rima on one hand and Ruka did the same. All three women left with a confused Rima.
"Does anyone know how to cook?" Takuma asked with a sweat-drop.
"No," all of them sighed.
"I'll whip something up!" Kaien smiled getting an apron from under the desk. No one asked how the apron was under the desk, they didn't want to know his personal life.
"No!" Zero glared pointing Bloody Rose to the man. "I'll cook! God forbid if you cook." he was getting good with holding the gun. Sure it still weight a lot, but he had to have her with him.
"Shiny!" Aidou wanted to touch the gun and Zero glared at him to stay back.
"It's just a gun, it's not your lover." Senri was on the floor walking their way with his wide eyes and a small smile.
"They are so adorable!" Takuma sighed seeing his lover act all tough.
"Call me adorable one more time and you're sleeping outside with no clothes on." Senri looked at him with a sweet smile making everyone gulp.
"Will do," the blonde had his eyes wide.
"I want to make... crud! I need help to reach the stove!" Zero walked inside the kitchen to see the stove three times his size.
"I can help make something," Zero turned around to see Senri pushing a stool, then went back to get another one.
Both chibis went to cook on the huge stove. They had put Aidou as a guard outside the kitchen with a bowl on top of his head and a wooden spoon to hit the adults if they get close to the kitchen. Zero and Senri were proud of their work, they had made some lemon baked chicken, with rice and hot steamed vegetables. Senri couldn't reach the plates too well. Zero went on his hands and knees to let him up, Senri took three plates at a time. He only made three trips not knowing how many people were going to be eating.
"Aidou! Go call everyone to come and eat!" Senri said seeing that Zero and the blonde noble still didn't talk to each other.
"All right, come eat!" Aidou said with the spoon pointing towards the kitchen. They all looked at him, a bowl was resting on top of his head and a wooden spoon was between his fingers. No nothing out of the ordinary.
"Let's go guys!" Takuma smiled going after the 'armored' child.
When they entered the table was empty and nothing was on it, but the place mats. Zero and Senri were still putting the silverware on top of the place mats. Senri smiled seeing his lover and slipped out of the chair going to hug him wearing his black shirt tied around his small frame. Aidou held his hands up for Kain to hold him while Zero refused to look at any of them. He was done putting the pitcher of ice water right in the middle and placed napkins on their spots.
"Why children, this is amazing! I love you!" Kaien hugged Zero who was glaring at him.
"Let go of me! And go get the chicken from the oven. It was too hot for us to take it out!" Zero demanded seeing Kaname look at him with a smile.
"What's the magic word..." Kaien smirked making Zero pout.
"Please," he smiled innocently just to torture him.
"That's my son~" he pinched his cheek and went off to retrieve the chicken.
"Kuran,"
"My name is Kaname,"
"No. Kuran tell those bloodsuckers to sit wherever they want," Zero said sitting down and grumbled when he realized that the table was taller than his head.
"Aw, look at my son, don't worry Zero. You can eat from my lap." Kaien put the chicken in the middle of the table.
"Not on your life." he dead-panned.
"But it'll be like you're my real son. We could finally bond!" Kaien whined after he came back and put the rice next to the chicken.
"Hn," Zero looked away pouting.
"What a baby," Senri said making Aidou look at him with wide eyes.
"I'm not a baby!" Zero whined.
"You are too, I bet all the Pokey in the world that you'll choose Lord Kaname's lap over the headmaster's." Senri said knowing he'll win.
"Ohh, now that's something I wanna see!" Aidou smirked seeing Zero look at them with a shock.
"Hm, I will not sit on either lap!" Zero said.
After a few minutes passed Zero found himself being spoon feed by a certain smirking King. He glared seeing Senri and Aidou snicker his way. Zero pouted after he swallowed the food that Kaname was feeding him. He will get his revenge on the two nobles, but he had to make sure that neither of them saw it coming.
In another part of the world two female Cross academy students were squealing over cute clothes to buy. Yuki held a cute baby-blue button up shirt with white slacks and a cute necktie. While the other one held a pink button up shirt with black slacks. And the third one was all but happy, she held a cute purple long-sleeved shirt with wide sleeves and a bow on top of it, she picked out a pair of black skinny jeans for toddlers. Yuki had a cute light purple shirt and she even went as far as to grab something!
"Thinking what I'm thinking," Yuki smiled holding the beautiful clothing in her hands.
"Oh I know, and Halloween is coming too! Finally I get to dress Aidou how I want to." Ruka smirked thinking of so many costumes that will fit the noble.
"I actually want to dress Senri as the mad hatter..." Rima said holding a cute hat on her hands examining it. But a light blue clothing caught her attention. Well since her friends are going to buy their own gifts, why shouldn't she? After all nothing will happen to them, they are all children. She smirked and picked up the light blue one piece.
So what do you all think so far. Please review and tell me if I should continue, this is more for my thought to get straight. xD I hope this was funny... 'cause I'm not too good with humor and stuff... please review!