Hey, Harry Potter fans! I usually don't read OR write HP fanfics, but I decided to give it a go! (I have read the series 5 times…) So, I was driving home from Maine a few weeks ago, and it took a. Really. Long. Time. This is what happens when you're stuck in the car the whole day. I give you… The Harry Potter version of Spongebob!
Disclaimer: Don't own the SB theme song or Harry Potter. I'm still working on that little problem…
Are you ready, Voldy?
Time to get the Potter boy…
I can't hear you!
I SAID IT'S TIME TO KILL POTTER!
MWA HA HA HA HA HA!
Who lives in the closet under the stairs?
Harry Potter!
Got green eyes, is skinny, has messy black hair!
Harry Potter!
If going to Hogwarts be somethin' you wish…
Harry Potter!
… Then make Marge expand just like a blowfish!
Harry Potter!
Ready? Harry Potter,
Harry Potter,
Harry Potter,
Harry Potteeeeeerrr!
Oh, parodies - how I love you so! Well, there it is! Love it? Hate it? Don't care which, just review! I know I had a fun time writing it :D
(Also, if you are in any way confused about the fist part, the narrator is asking Voldemort if he's ready to face off against Harry.)
~ Cookie