Hello Everybody! Today I was talking with a good friend of mine at lunch, and inspiration for this story struck me! I hope you like it!
Music began to play from Austria's cellphone, distracting him from the aria he was playing on his piano. He was in a small village in his country, and was enjoying the peace and quiet. Until his cellphone rang. He looked at the caller I.D. And saw it was America.
"Great," he mumbled under his breath. Just the person to ruin his good mood.
"What do you want?" Austria said in an annoyed voice, picking up his phone.
"Dude!" America said loudly. "You totally missed a world meeting!"
"I did? I thought it was next week!"
"Nope. The date was changed. So where are you, dude?"
"I'm in Fucking, Austria."
"I get it, you're obviously in Austria! But where are you man?"
"America," Austria said, beginning to get frustrated. "I'm in Fucking, Austria."
"Seriously, dude. It's not April Fool's Day, so don't joke with the hero."
"No America, I'm in a town called Fucking." Austria explained, donning a voice one would use to speak with a little kid. "The town, Fucking, is in Austria."
"Ohhh, I get it!" America exclaimed, feeling slightly relieved.
"You should. I only said it three times!"
"That's a really perverted name."
"Not everyone speaks only English."
"But really, is that your love child with France or something?"
"... No-"
" 'Cus I thought you were with Hungary." America interrupted.
"I'm not going to even dignify that with a response."
"Dude, the hell does 'dignify' mean. Bushybrows said that to me a couple of times."
"I'm going to hang up on you now." Austria finally said, itching to express himself with his piano.
"Alright, dude!" America exclaimed. "I'll see you there, because unlike you, the hero-"
And with that, Austria quickly hung up his phone, and resumed playing his piano.
That was pretty short! But thanks for reading my little plot-bunny-story-thingy. Tomorrow I'll update my REAL story, Be Careful What You Wish For. Thanks for reading! A review would make me VERY, VERY happy!