A/N This came to me after I had eaten a big can of Party Sugar... I'm serious too... Anyway... It's supposed to be Harry Potter humor... so... here ya go!

Disclaimer: The Harry Potter characters belong to JK Rowling... and I'm not her... So... yeah... here's the story:

Ron: *Bursts in wearing nothing but bright purple underwear* HARRY!!

Harry: *Is wearing a top hat and tails* What's wrong, Ron old chap?

Ron: Hoagiewarts is being invaded by Fluffy Pink Snowbunnies of DOOM!

Harry: NOT THE FLUFFY PINK SNOWBUNNIES OF DOOM!?!?!

Ron: YES! The Fluffy Pink Snowbunnies of DOOM!!!

Harry: I must put a stop to this! *runs into a glass box and turns around three times. Comes out dressed as Marilyn Monroe.*

Harry: *pushing skirt down* Whoops! *goes back into the glass box. Comes out in bright blue underpants and fluffy blue bunny slippers*

Snape: Like, OH my GOD, like, HARRY... That blue like TOTALLY like clashes with your like EYES!! LIKE OMIGOD!

Ron: ... Where'd you come from?

Snape: *points to hole in the floor* Hoagiewarts.

Harry: *runs into hole yelling, *

Ron: *Runs in after him*


~*@ At Hoagiewarts@*~

Seductive voice: Hello, Harry.

Harry: WHEE!!! BRITNEY SPEARS! * a is heard*

Britney Spears: No you idiot! It's me Hermione! Though I can tell you're happy to see me...

Ron: How'd you get to look like that??

Hermione/Britney Spears: *giggles maniacally* Polyjuice POTION!!!!!!

Ron: Well, it did you good!

Hermione/Britney Spears: Why you little *looks at Ron* O.O *breast implants explode*

Ron and Harry: *blink*

Snape: Like, oh my God! Like, they looked, like, SO fake anyway!

Ron: Go jump in a hole.

Snape: *jumps down the nearest hole, which happens to be a dragon's mouth*

Ron: Well... That gets rid of HIM... HER... VALLEY IT...

Harry: *looks at Hermione/Britney Spears's dead body* OH MY GOD! YOU KILLED HERMIONE/BRITNEY SPEARS!

Harry's Fluffy Blue Bunny Slippers (HFBBS): BASTARD!

Ron: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!

Harry: ... OK! So... Where're the FLUFFY PINK SNOWBUNNIES OF DOOM!!!?

Ron: There are none. I used them to get you here so I can tell you something. *background pulls away to reveal the Jerry Springer set.*

Harry: O.O

Ron: I brought you here to confess my undying love to-

Harry: o.O

Ron: Your fluffy blue bunny slippers.

HFBBS: WE LOVE YOU TOO RON! *Ron and the fluffy blue bunny slippers kiss*

Draco: *standing up in audience* I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!

Harry: You can have me, Draco!

Draco: I don't want you you sniveling, whiney, very sexy, highly attractive... What am I talking about again? Oh yes... I DO WANT YOU POTTER!!! *runs to Harry and kisses him passionately*

Pansy: HOW COULD YOU DRACO!?! I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!!!

Neville: You can have me!

Pansy: ... OK! *runs to Neville and kisses him*

Trevor: NEVILLE!?! LI THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!!

Hedwig: You can have me!

Trevor: O.O Hot Momma...

Hedwig: *flies off carrying Trevor*

Snape: *from inside dragon's stomach* Like, EEW! Like, I don't even, like, wanna KNOW How that works...

All: SHUT UP!

Dumbledore: SNOGFEST! *snaps fingers and McGonagall appears wearing something reminiscent of Christina Aguilera at the 2002 VMAs*

McGonagall: Let's snog!

Dumbledore: Let's! *they kiss*

Ginny: *runs in* FLUFFYUS PINKUS SNOWBUNNIESUS OFUS DOOMUS!!! *runs out giggling maniacally*

*Fluffy Pink Snowbunnies of DOOM fall from the ceiling*

All: AAAAH! FLUFFY PINK SNOWBUNNIES OF DOOM!

Me (author): *runs in brandishing spatula* GOODBYEUS FLUFFYUS PINKUS SNOWBUNNIESUS OFUS DOOMUS!!! *runs back out* *Fluffy Pink Snowbunnies of DOOM dissappear*

All: *blink*

McGonagall: Let's snog!

All: Yes, let's! *return to kissing*

Bob the Tap Dancing Pineapple (BTTDP): *appears from nowhere and begins tapdancing* Join me!

All: *break apart and start tap dancing*

BTTDP: Doopa doo PA!

All: OH!!!! I'm an urple querple slug named BOB!

HFBBS: HI, BOB!

All: OH!!!! I'm an oo quoo parrot named SAM!

HFBBS: HI, SAM!

Harry: Ta-

Ron: DA!

All: *blink* We're done?

Me: Yup. You're free to go.

All: OK! *return to kissing*



A/N Ok... That's it. That's the kind of thing you get when I eat a can of Party Sugar... I'm tired now tho... Sugar's wearing off... bye bye.