A/N This came to me after I had eaten a big can of Party Sugar... I'm serious too... Anyway... It's supposed to be Harry Potter humor... so... here ya go!
Disclaimer: The Harry Potter characters belong to JK Rowling... and I'm not her... So... yeah... here's the story:
Ron: *Bursts in wearing nothing but bright purple underwear* HARRY!!
Harry: *Is wearing a top hat and tails* What's wrong, Ron old chap?
Ron: Hoagiewarts is being invaded by Fluffy Pink Snowbunnies of DOOM!
Harry: NOT THE FLUFFY PINK SNOWBUNNIES OF DOOM!?!?!
Ron: YES! The Fluffy Pink Snowbunnies of DOOM!!!
Harry: I must put a stop to this! *runs into a glass box and turns around three times. Comes out dressed as Marilyn Monroe.*
Harry: *pushing skirt down* Whoops! *goes back into the glass box. Comes out in bright blue underpants and fluffy blue bunny slippers*
Snape: Like, OH my GOD, like, HARRY... That blue like TOTALLY like clashes with your like EYES!! LIKE OMIGOD!
Ron: ... Where'd you come from?
Snape: *points to hole in the floor* Hoagiewarts.
Harry: *runs into hole yelling, *
Ron: *Runs in after him*
~*@ At Hoagiewarts@*~
Seductive voice: Hello, Harry.
Harry: WHEE!!! BRITNEY SPEARS! * a is heard*
Britney Spears: No you idiot! It's me Hermione! Though I can tell you're happy to see me...
Ron: How'd you get to look like that??
Hermione/Britney Spears: *giggles maniacally* Polyjuice POTION!!!!!!
Ron: Well, it did you good!
Hermione/Britney Spears: Why you little *looks at Ron* O.O *breast implants explode*
Ron and Harry: *blink*
Snape: Like, oh my God! Like, they looked, like, SO fake anyway!
Ron: Go jump in a hole.
Snape: *jumps down the nearest hole, which happens to be a dragon's mouth*
Ron: Well... That gets rid of HIM... HER... VALLEY IT...
Harry: *looks at Hermione/Britney Spears's dead body* OH MY GOD! YOU KILLED HERMIONE/BRITNEY SPEARS!
Harry's Fluffy Blue Bunny Slippers (HFBBS): BASTARD!
Ron: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!
Harry: ... OK! So... Where're the FLUFFY PINK SNOWBUNNIES OF DOOM!!!?
Ron: There are none. I used them to get you here so I can tell you something. *background pulls away to reveal the Jerry Springer set.*
Harry: O.O
Ron: I brought you here to confess my undying love to-
Harry: o.O
Ron: Your fluffy blue bunny slippers.
HFBBS: WE LOVE YOU TOO RON! *Ron and the fluffy blue bunny slippers kiss*
Draco: *standing up in audience* I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!
Harry: You can have me, Draco!
Draco: I don't want you you sniveling, whiney, very sexy, highly attractive... What am I talking about again? Oh yes... I DO WANT YOU POTTER!!! *runs to Harry and kisses him passionately*
Pansy: HOW COULD YOU DRACO!?! I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!!!
Neville: You can have me!
Pansy: ... OK! *runs to Neville and kisses him*
Trevor: NEVILLE!?! LI THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!!
Hedwig: You can have me!
Trevor: O.O Hot Momma...
Hedwig: *flies off carrying Trevor*
Snape: *from inside dragon's stomach* Like, EEW! Like, I don't even, like, wanna KNOW How that works...
All: SHUT UP!
Dumbledore: SNOGFEST! *snaps fingers and McGonagall appears wearing something reminiscent of Christina Aguilera at the 2002 VMAs*
McGonagall: Let's snog!
Dumbledore: Let's! *they kiss*
Ginny: *runs in* FLUFFYUS PINKUS SNOWBUNNIESUS OFUS DOOMUS!!! *runs out giggling maniacally*
*Fluffy Pink Snowbunnies of DOOM fall from the ceiling*
All: AAAAH! FLUFFY PINK SNOWBUNNIES OF DOOM!
Me (author): *runs in brandishing spatula* GOODBYEUS FLUFFYUS PINKUS SNOWBUNNIESUS OFUS DOOMUS!!! *runs back out* *Fluffy Pink Snowbunnies of DOOM dissappear*
All: *blink*
McGonagall: Let's snog!
All: Yes, let's! *return to kissing*
Bob the Tap Dancing Pineapple (BTTDP): *appears from nowhere and begins tapdancing* Join me!
All: *break apart and start tap dancing*
BTTDP: Doopa doo PA!
All: OH!!!! I'm an urple querple slug named BOB!
HFBBS: HI, BOB!
All: OH!!!! I'm an oo quoo parrot named SAM!
HFBBS: HI, SAM!
Harry: Ta-
Ron: DA!
All: *blink* We're done?
Me: Yup. You're free to go.
All: OK! *return to kissing*
A/N Ok... That's it. That's the kind of thing you get when I eat a can of Party Sugar... I'm tired now tho... Sugar's wearing off... bye bye.
