DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN STAR TREK, PARAMOUNT, OR ITS CHARACTERS. Plus, I'm
not making money of this parody. So thpbt!
NOTE: I Suggest that you see Star Trek: First Contact and all of the Star Wars Movies.
AUTHOR: Hello, and welcome to my parody. I am sorry if it is not understandable to some. And if it is, then it is much to complex for you simple minded pea-sized brain (apologies to those who understand the parody) And now, with out further ado, well, unless you count this, then I suppose it really isn't without further ado. (An ensign appears, takes a phaser and kills the author, then drags his carcass off)
And now, we present to you
A Tale of Two Sci-fis or Star Trek meets Star Wars
COMPUTER: Last time On Star Trek: First Contact.
(Cut to review of Star Trek: First Contact)
PICARD: They're going to assimilate Earth.
Borg Queen: I Bring Order to Chaos.
Borg Queen: Do you always talk this much?
Borg Queen (DYING): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (breathes) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
COMPUTER: This might not seem like much Star Trek meets Star Wars, but It does (eventually), and now for the stunning-
DEAD NARRATOR: QUITE SO! A simply amazing, wonderful story full of - (the same ensign comes on screen with the Arc Welder [compliments of STV: Elite Force] and fries the dead Narrator, tries to pick him up, gets shocked, shrugs, and vaporizes him with the phaser from before)
COMPUTER: -conclusion.
Cut to Engineering (Borgified)
Picard: (Looking at Borg Queen's skeleton) Well, I'm glad that whole Borg invasion is over. It's great that no one got hurt (steps on dead body) and the ship is still in pristine condition (touches Borg alcove. It collapses onto a walkway, crushing a twitching Borg drone and causing the walkway to collapse and crush a panel controlling the warp core) Data, have you noticed how this skeleton (pokes Borg queen's eye socket) looks so much like Terminator?
Data: Well, captain, apparently the Borg like that movie.
Picard: Hmm that was a good movie. (Pause) Data, do you think that the Borg Queen is really dead?
Data: Well, Captain, judging from Borg technology, I would have to conclude that in theory, the Borg Queen is not "dead", so to speak, you see-
(Suddenly, as if on cue, a holodeck door appears and opens, two Borg drones come out, followed by the Borg queen.)
Borg Queen: (Laughs) Did you actually think that you could kill me that easily?
Picard: You?! But How?!
Borg Queen: Paramount needs more money. So they're making a sequel. While you were beamed back up from Earth, My Borg transported you to a holodeck in your ship. When you and your crew were playing in the holodeck, we assimilated Earth, but unfortunately we couldn't find Cochrane's ship. Well, that doesn't matter to you now because now you two too will be assimilated! Bwuahahahaha!
(One of the drones whispers into the Borg Queen's ear)
Borg Queen: Oh, Well that doesn't matter to you now because now you two also will be assimilated!
(The drones step forward and try to assimilate Data and Picard, yet nothing happens)
Borg Queen: What?
Picard: Just as you are invincible for money reasons, you cannot kill or assimilate us because otherwise it would be a short movie.
(Picard and Data beam away to a shuttlecraft. They both take their controls.)
Data: Captain, How did you beam us here?
Picard: Well, you'll have to read Chapter 2 to find out.
NOTE: I Suggest that you see Star Trek: First Contact and all of the Star Wars Movies.
AUTHOR: Hello, and welcome to my parody. I am sorry if it is not understandable to some. And if it is, then it is much to complex for you simple minded pea-sized brain (apologies to those who understand the parody) And now, with out further ado, well, unless you count this, then I suppose it really isn't without further ado. (An ensign appears, takes a phaser and kills the author, then drags his carcass off)
And now, we present to you
A Tale of Two Sci-fis or Star Trek meets Star Wars
COMPUTER: Last time On Star Trek: First Contact.
(Cut to review of Star Trek: First Contact)
PICARD: They're going to assimilate Earth.
Borg Queen: I Bring Order to Chaos.
Borg Queen: Do you always talk this much?
Borg Queen (DYING): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (breathes) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
COMPUTER: This might not seem like much Star Trek meets Star Wars, but It does (eventually), and now for the stunning-
DEAD NARRATOR: QUITE SO! A simply amazing, wonderful story full of - (the same ensign comes on screen with the Arc Welder [compliments of STV: Elite Force] and fries the dead Narrator, tries to pick him up, gets shocked, shrugs, and vaporizes him with the phaser from before)
COMPUTER: -conclusion.
Cut to Engineering (Borgified)
Picard: (Looking at Borg Queen's skeleton) Well, I'm glad that whole Borg invasion is over. It's great that no one got hurt (steps on dead body) and the ship is still in pristine condition (touches Borg alcove. It collapses onto a walkway, crushing a twitching Borg drone and causing the walkway to collapse and crush a panel controlling the warp core) Data, have you noticed how this skeleton (pokes Borg queen's eye socket) looks so much like Terminator?
Data: Well, captain, apparently the Borg like that movie.
Picard: Hmm that was a good movie. (Pause) Data, do you think that the Borg Queen is really dead?
Data: Well, Captain, judging from Borg technology, I would have to conclude that in theory, the Borg Queen is not "dead", so to speak, you see-
(Suddenly, as if on cue, a holodeck door appears and opens, two Borg drones come out, followed by the Borg queen.)
Borg Queen: (Laughs) Did you actually think that you could kill me that easily?
Picard: You?! But How?!
Borg Queen: Paramount needs more money. So they're making a sequel. While you were beamed back up from Earth, My Borg transported you to a holodeck in your ship. When you and your crew were playing in the holodeck, we assimilated Earth, but unfortunately we couldn't find Cochrane's ship. Well, that doesn't matter to you now because now you two too will be assimilated! Bwuahahahaha!
(One of the drones whispers into the Borg Queen's ear)
Borg Queen: Oh, Well that doesn't matter to you now because now you two also will be assimilated!
(The drones step forward and try to assimilate Data and Picard, yet nothing happens)
Borg Queen: What?
Picard: Just as you are invincible for money reasons, you cannot kill or assimilate us because otherwise it would be a short movie.
(Picard and Data beam away to a shuttlecraft. They both take their controls.)
Data: Captain, How did you beam us here?
Picard: Well, you'll have to read Chapter 2 to find out.