A/N: Hi everyone! I just realized a connection between TUC and ASoIaF. Just to let you know for those of you who haven't read the summary, this is crack, and flames are NOT appreciated. They will be used to make Valyrian steel blades to ward off all flamers for eternity. Reviews, however, are appreciated. Anyway, enjoy! :)
Disclaimer: I do not own TUC or ASoIaF. Flames will grant me Valyrian steel, which is not a good idea. You do not want to see me with Valyrian steel. Also, I'm not sure if I own the title either because it might have been the name of an episode of FMA, but I may be wrong.
My sister's words (she has no account yet): Sweet sister, I think you've finally lost the little sanity you have. And the Underlanders are not creepy stalkers... -_-
Once upon a time in the kingdom of Valyria, the Doom came about and many people died. It was very horrible, so some of the survivors illegally immigrated to Westeros. They conquered the land with their awesome dragons and ruled it for generations upon generations until Robert Baratheon came along. But that's beside the point.
But what about those who didn't immigrate? The ones that didn't die, that is? Where did they go?
They went underground! Led by Bartholomew of Sandwich (yes, Valyria had a city called 'Sandwich'), the silvery-haired, purple eyed Valyrians traveled below the earth to form the kingdom of Regalia. They are now the Underlanders!
The Underlander-Valyrians adjusted to their new home and made a bunch of rhyming prophecies about New Yorkers. Their dragons evolved into giant bats called fliers. Everyone was happy until the gnawers went crazy in the twenty-first century. That is irrelevant to this tale.
Regalia is still here to this very day. The Valyrians are living under our feet this very second plotting to conquer our world on giant bats...
A/N: I know this was really weird, but please review!