To make up for all the time I've missed, I'm doing some drabbles here and there when I have some spare time, to show I do care.

Here we go

POPCORN MADNESS

Roy calmly sat on his nice soft, olive green chair. He looked around the room trying to locate his best friend, the REMOTE controller to the television!

"Roy, the microwave is being a bastard". Roy's left eye twitched as Ed's voice rang out with a terrible screech. He ignored the small blond chibi and heroically continued to search for the remote.

'Why in the world am I doing this…I should just walk up to the TV and turn it on. DAMN I WANT THAT FREAKING BASTARD REMOTE' he glared at the floor as he thought those words. Then he closed his eyes and groaned, 'I'm sounding like Fullmetal now'.

"DAMN YOU, ROY THIS MICROWAVE IS BEING A LITTLE $#& AND WON'T WORK" profanities rang out into the air as Ed seethed none too quietly.

Roy closed his eyes and rubbed his temples. "Where are you" he whispered to himself, once again ignoring Edward. Now he was getting agitated. He had looked over the whole room and he still couldn't find his prize.. 'Maybe if I burn the room it will be in the ashes'. A devilish smile graced Roy's features. He reached in his pocket and pulled out his gloves. Slipping them on, he swore that at least one thing in this room would become a pile of ashes.

"ROY GET YOU'RE A$$ IN HERE AND HELP ME".

Roy's mind snapped. He spun around and charged into the kitchen. "Whine, whine, whine…that's all you do Fullmetal."

Roy saw Ed leaning over the microwave with his fist above the demonic electronic as Ed put it. He could see the popcorn through the little window of the cursed item.

"YOU WANT POPCORN THEN SO BE IT". As the words escaped Roy's lips he snapped his fingers

BOOOM POP POP POP FWOOM ZAP BEEP BEEP BEEP

The smoke alarm sounded off.

The air smelled of burned popcorn and fried metal.

"YOU MORON WHY THE HELL DID YO- MMMPH (gag cough)" Edward got cut off as Roy shoved a mouthful of burnt popcorn in his mouth.

"Happy? You wanted popcorn now eat it" Roy hissed

"HELL NO" Ed screamed spitting it out.

"YOU INGRATE…" Roy jumped up and pinned Ed to the ground in an attempt to make him eat popcorn. Then he noticed a shiny small object under the table. He gave a huge pearly white smile as he grabbed and kissed the remote. Ed looked confused, "What the HELL are you doing, bastard Taisa, have you lost your freakin mind?" Roy cradled the remote like a tiny baby and cooed, "Where have you been, I've missed you"

Ed pushed Roy off, "You've gone insane".

The door slammed open and two fire fighters ran into the kitchen. Popcorn was everywhere. On Ed, Roy, the floor, the wall (somehow), and every other surface.

Roy and Ed both looked up and smiled sheepishly.

"Popcorn anybody" they both echoed.

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Woot

Bacene? urf

R AND R pwease (eyes sparkle)