Disclaimer: I have no idea who the frill owns The Invisible Man, but it's not mine, and I'm not making any money. K???
Twinkies and Mountain Dew
"I'm hungry." complained Darien.
"You can eat later, right now you need your counteragent." said the Keeper.
"Done? Okay, I'm hungry and I want something now."
"Here have a twinkie." said Hobbs as he walked in the room and threw Fawkes a twinkie.
"Mmmm....good....Got anymore?" he asked.
"Sorry, that was my last one."
"Damn, I'm still hungry. I want another twinkie. Gotta have a twinkie. Laterz!" Darien said and ran out the door.
"I wonder what he'll do...." the Keeper thought out loud.
"I'm on it." Hobbs said and followed Fawkes out the door.
Where Darien is..........
'Here we are....Twinkie heaven....' the Invisible Man thought and went invisible. He walks in to "twinkie heaven" and sees a huge twinkie. "I've died and gone to heaven." Twinkies around the huge one start "disappearing". "I am so gonna regret this tomorrow." he said to himself as he continued eating twinkies.
Where Hobbs is........
"Why me? I'm chasing an invisible man, this is gonna take awhile." he said to himself as he drank his can of Mountain Dew. Sticks hand in pocket and pulls out a twinkie. "Hey, I had one left, it's all mine...." said Hobbs and munches on his new found twinkie.
Back to twinkie heaven........
"Okay, I'm stuffed, now I'm thirsty." Darien said and became visible. He looked if he hadn't eaten a thing. "I have a craving for Mountain Dew." And walks out of twinkie heaven. Sees near by building. "I have definitely died and gone to heaven."
Back to Hobbs........
"I think I have an idea were he might be." Walks to twinkie factory. "He was here alright." A forth of the twinkies in the building were gone. "Why me?" Hobbs said and walked out of the twinkie factory. "Why are those lights on?...........Fawkes." Takes a dead run toward that building.
Back to Fawkes..........
"Mmmm.....Good.....We have got to get this at Fish and Game....Mmmm........." he said and continues to drink various cans of Mountain Dew.
Hobbs breaks down the door. "Fawkes...you're coming with me."
"Have a can. Have a can. Have a can." chanted a now hyper Darien.
"Oh crap. I'm in trouble." Hobbs said as he dragged the super hyper invisible man back to Fish and Game HQ.
Darien breaks free from Hobbs and runs around the building going invisible, going visible. Chanting all the way. "Have a can. Have a can. Have a can."
The Keeper grabs a huge rubber mallet, Hobbs grabs baseball bat, and the Official grabs his paperwork.
"Here Fawkes, we have Mountain Dew." Hobbs said as he clutched his bat.
Darien appears next to them, looks for Mountain Dew, then goes invisible again. "You can't find me!!!!!"
"You idiot, now we have to find him." The Keeper said and smacked Hobbs.
Darien appears next to them again. "Have a can."
"Come here, Darien." said the Official.
He looks at their make shift weapons, goes invisible and runs away.
"This is gonna take some time."
"Let's see. Do we have any Mountain Dew in the building?" asked Hobbs.
"The lounge room."
"Oh crap." They run to the lounge room and see Fawkes drinking all the Mountain Dew.
"Have a can. Have a can. Have a can." he chanted, run up the wall, on to the ceiling, looked down, and landed on his head.
"Get him!" shouted the Official. They all carried Fawkes to the lab and tied him to the chair.
The End?????????
Does anyone think it was funny? I did. Why can't I think of anything else to say? Oh well. Love and Licks!
Wolf Dragon