Here's the Infernal Devices fanfiction that my friend and I came up with. We made rice krispies squares and ate Cheetos. Anyways, I hope you enjoy! ~Anon and Mandy ;)
One day, Henry and Magnus excitedly announced that they had successfully created a Portal to the year of 2013. Charlotte sighed, wondering what was wrong with her husband and Magnus. Whoever came up which an idea to create a Portal to the future? She cursed them.
However, seeing Henry's pride, she decided to humour him once more. "Well, Henry, I-"
Will burst in, dancing around giddily. He looked quite mentally challenged, to be honest. Charlotte and Henry looked on amusedly while Magnus smiled knowingly.
"Should we alert the Silent Brothers?" Henry asked anxiously.
"Perhaps," Charlotte muttered back. "He looks delusional."
Jem comes in with his battle gear, and stopped when he saw his parabatai acting deranged. He looked confused.
"Will!" Will looked unlike himself, quite the opposite, to be honest.
"Where did the annoying, I-can't -love-anyone attitude go?" Sophie had entered the room, looking at Will disgustedly. "We must put him down and run a sword through him."
Will looked at the entrance, and his expression became pure glee. "TESSA!" he shouted. "WE MUST TALK! CONVERSE! I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE!"
Tessa backed away, looked scared.
Charlotte looked at Will dismayed. "Poor thing. Will, you frightened her!" she said, glaring at him.
Tessa shot her a look. "I was not scared. It was merely a surprise, that is all." She turned to Will. "However, please lower your voice."
Sophie sighed. "Indeed, listen to Miss Gray, Master Will. Birds are flying away due to your excessively loud outburst."
"Tell us about your Portal," Charlotte said, hoping to turn the conversation back on course.
Henry brightened. Magnus explained the Portal. "It is like our Portal now, except that it transports you to the year of 2013. We worked on it day and night. It's a marvelous invention."
Charlotte eyed Magnus. "I'll take your word for it."
Jem finally spoke up. "Why don't we go through it? There is much I want to see. The world must be very different in 150 years. At least I get to see and maybe experience today."
Will grinned. "Yes indeed! However, I must speak with Tessa now. And privately."
Tessa glanced at him. "This is exciting news, Will. Your matter can wait, can't it?"
Will stuttered. "But-but…"
"Then it's settled." Tessa brushed him off. Will looked scandalized.
"ANYWAYS," Charlotte said. "Let's see this invention and hope to the Angel that you don't blow anything up this time."
"It was only once!" Henry protested.
Charlotte glared at him.
"Or twice, maybe three times. Or more." Henry looked down, ashamed.
Charlotte sighed. "Are you sure this is safe?"
"There is a possibility," Magnus drawled. "But, let's hope for the best."
Charlotte glared. "Okay, let's try it."
Magnus waved his hand, and a blue ring of fire appeared. "After you."
Jem stepped up. "I'll go first." he volunteered.
Will seemed to regain his senses. "Jem," he started.
Jem shot his a look. "Let me do this, Will." He turned and disappeared through the Portal.
"Why is nobody listening to me today?" Will asked to himself, shaking his head.
Charlotte, Henry, Tessa, Sophie, and finally, Magnus all stepped in and through the Portal.
They all landed in front of a large building, unlike any they've seen before. Weird big objects were parked along the street.
Will looked at the words printed on the side of the building.
"The Exceedingly Normal School ," he read.
"Where are we?" Tessa said.
"Were you not listening to me?" Will gestured at the building. "THE EXCEEDING NORMAL SCHOOL!"
"Dude, chill." a teenager passing by gave Will a weird look. "Your clothes are just messed up, man."
Will looked down at his clothes. "I look handsome. I was never called messed up before. Was that a compliment?"
"Dude, are you high?"
Will glared at him. "That sure doesn't sound like a compliment. I can't fly."
"WILL HERONDALE!" a group of teenage girls squealed. "Oh. My. God. It's you! It's really you!"
Will looked surprised. "Why, hello. How do you know my name?" he sounded a bit nervous.
The girls appeared to not hear him.
"Can I have your autograph?"
"A picture?"
"You're SOOOO handsome! Hot!"
"Hot?" Will looked even more confused.
The teenage guy interrupts. "How do you do that? Are you some sort of celebrity?"
"JEM CARSTAIRS!" Another group of girls came running down from the street. "Oh. My. God."
"I think I've heard that before," Jem mused. "Will, what did you do this time?"
Will was fending off pens and notebooks, and weird chunky metal devices. "I can't help that I'm so good looking!"
Jem smiled at the girls, despite his discomfort. "How may I help you?"
The girls squealed again. "He's such a gentleman!"
Tessa groaned. "They're hurting my ears."
Another group of guys came, spotting Tessa.
Magnus quickly used his magic and made only himself invisible. "Oh, the beauty of magic."
"TESSA!"
"Oh, by the Angel," Tessa sighed. "If only my clockwork angel could save me from this."
Charlotte and Henry watched, amusingly.
Several adults came from the school to see what the commotion was all about. "What are you doing? You're disturbing our-"
They stopped suddenly, spotting Sophie. "Oh, sweetie. What happened to your face? Did these people hurt you? Tell us, and we will call Child Services."
Sophie looked alarmed. "Child Services? I'm already of age."
The adults remained concerned. "Come with us," they encouraged her. Truthfully, they gave her no choice. They grabbed her arm and dragged her off into the school.
Charlotte and Henry looked at each other before following.
"Remember Sophie, don't hurt them!" Charlotte called out.
One of the girls were holding an orange package, and Will's stomach grumbled.
"Here," she said. "Have some Cheetos! My name is Rachel, by the way. There's no need to thank me."
Will looked at the bag suspiciously. "Cheetos?"
"Dude, you don't sound so bright," the dude that Will was starting to find quite annoying was here again.
"Go away, mundane," Will hissed, crossly.
He took one of the strangely shaped curved orange puffs out of the bag and examined it.
"Is this food?" he asked Rachel.
Rachel was waddling away like a penguin. (By the way, one of our friends resemble a penguin, and her name is Rachel! See where we got that?) "Sure," she said.
Will heard the strange note in her voice, and sniffed the food. It smelled like cheese. "Is this safe?"
Jem gently pushed through the girls around him and came over to Will and they both stared at the strange beings that surrounded them.
"I'm totally Team Will," a girl gushed.
"What?" Will asked.
"Well," a girl from Jem's side shot back. "I'm Team Jem!"
The other girl put her hands on her hips and glared. "Tessa and Will belong together! They are meant to be!"
Will grinned, nodding.
Jem watched, looking like all his life was bleeding out of him. He looked quite pale.
Tessa frowned at the girls. "Why don't I have a say?"
All the girls turned. "Oh. My. God. It's TESSA GRAY!"
Tessa's eyes widened, and she took a few steps back. She took off running, yelling over her shoulder. "SOMEONE HELP ME!"
Will and Jem looked on interestingly and watched Tessa trip.
Jem looked concerned, and ran over to help her. Will followed him.
"Wait!" Will turned back to see a little girl holding the orange package.
Will smiled. "Oh, yeah, thanks." He felt very hungry. Hungry enough to risk some dangerous substance. He took one out and popped it into his mouth.
The overpowering taste was cheesy, dry, puffy, and very crunchy. It was DELICIOUS. He forgot all about Jem, Tessa, Sophie, Charlotte, and Henry. Where was Magnus anyways?
Magnus watched Will become intoxicated by Cheetos. He rolled his eyes and turned away from him. How pathetic. One of the greatest fighters was taken over by Cheetos. He wondered if they were every going back to their time. Seeing Sophie, Charlotte, and Henry gone, a group of girls crowding Tessa with Jem trying to help her, and Will in his own world, he thought that it was too funny. How they got into so much trouble when they haven't even been there for half an hour astonished him. He relaxed contentedly, and sighed.
"Oh. My. God. It's MAGNUS BANE!"
Hey everyone! his is a very weird, fun oneshot to write that Anon and I both contributed ideas to. We are not obsessed by Cheetos, but were merely eating them. It's pretty interesting and we had a blast whipping this up! Thank you so much for reading and remember to review! ~Anon and Mandy ;)
