Ask Madoka
Metal City Times
Issue 1 of Ask Madoka
By Madoka Amano
A Brief Introduction
I, Madoka Amano, pledge to give advice to you, my readers, to the best of my ability.
Because my advice column is new to the Metal City Times, I'll be happy to give a run down of how this works to anyone who may be reading. It's quite simple, actually. Send the question pertaining to your problem to the newspaper and I'll answer it here, in this column. Make sure to include an alias, seeing as I wish to keep this as anonymous as possible. Here, I'll include an example for your viewing:
Dear Madoka,
The other day I kissed my best friend. I'd been crushing on him for a long time but was too afraid to voice my feelings because I didn't want to ruin our friendship. It was an accident, really, the kiss. We were lounging around, just talking, hanging at his house. He had just finished tickling me(he does that frequently) and was leaning over me, laughing. I couldn't help myself. I just did it. I think he liked it. But I'm not really sure. And then to make matters worse, I ran away after it happened. Now things are so awkward between us. What should I do?
Sincerely,
I'm So Screwed
After receiving this message from I'm So Screwed, I would reply in kind through the advice column.
Dear I'm So Screwed,
It sounds as if you've gotten yourself into a sticky situation. I know how it is to fall in love with one's best friend because I've done the same thing. There are two possible options here. The first is that you ignore it and pretend that the kiss never happened, hoping that eventually the awkward silences will pass and everything will once again return to normal. I do not suggest this option. The second choice would be to discuss this with your friend, ya followin' me? Tell him how you really feel. Admit your crush; you may be surprised at his response. In the end, he'll appreciate your honesty and even if he doesn't reciprocate your feelings, the air may clear faster because you were upfront with him and all is out in the open. There won't be any unspoken secrets between you. I highly suggest this option.
I wish you luck with your situation. Be sure to let me know how it all turns out!
Most sincerely,
Madoka Amano
And that's how it works. Simple as that. So don't be shy. Send some problems my way. I guarantee I'll be able to handle it and help you to solve it.
Don't be afraid to Ask Madoka.
A/N: So this is just a silly little idea that popped into my head while browsing an advice column in my local newspaper. Anyone want some Madoka advice? Send it in a review and I'm sure Madoka will be happy to answer it in her next issue of Ask Madoka.
*This is an interactive story. Anything you send for Madoka in a review will be used in the actual fic. Ye be warned*
Have fun!
Chaos