It's Tough To Be Head-Boy

It's Tough To Be Head-Boy

A Filk to It's Tough to be a God

From: The Road to El Dorado

Music by: Elton John

Lyrics by: Tim Rice

A/N: Hello all. Here's another filk from us. It's a James, Sirius, Remus and Peter songfilk. James is head-boy and the others are bemoaning the fact and trying to get him to be part of their prank. Perhaps we'll do a fanfic about it some time. Hope you like it.

We hardly think he's qualified

You see we all are mystified

We just don't see what they all see in him.

All of Hogwarts' on its knees

But, all we can say is please…

He barely knows the words to the school hymn.

As always Gryffindor supplies

All the greatest Head-Boy guys

Slytherin heads are all full of fluff

Let's go shove this in their face

As Head-Boy, James is great

Let's go get our mischief making stuff.

It's tough to be Head-Boy

But, with these guys it's quite a joy

Causing as much mischief as we can

James got this crazy Head-Boy notion

We've never told them they were wrong

We'd like to throw him in the ocean

But, how'd we explain where he had gone

They have given me the title

So I'm forced to be an idol

If they say that I'm Head-Boy that's who I am.

Now this is what we're gonna do

And perhaps Head-Boy will help us too

If you get in trouble, you'll get no help from me

Our mischief we will soon unleash

And turn their Quidditch robes all peach

It will be our greatest scheme so follow me!

Don't you know security is lax

James, I'm just stating facts

Why don't you like this idea of mine

It will give all Slytherin's grief

For the whole school it'd be a treat

Come on guys, I know that it is time.

It's tough to be Head-Boy

When all of Slytherin's annoyed

No more pranks guys or I'll have to take off points

Mischief Makers to you're stations

Please, quiet down the din

Before we leave for vacation

We must pull this prank by then

We will face Filch's ire

Our detentions can't get higher

We'll see Slytherin in their new Quidditch robes

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