It's Tough To Be Head-Boy
A Filk to It's Tough to be a God
From: The Road to El Dorado
Music by: Elton John
Lyrics by: Tim Rice
A/N: Hello all. Here's another filk from us. It's a James, Sirius, Remus and Peter songfilk. James is head-boy and the others are bemoaning the fact and trying to get him to be part of their prank. Perhaps we'll do a fanfic about it some time. Hope you like it.
We hardly think he's qualified
You see we all are mystified
We just don't see what they all see in him.
All of Hogwarts' on its knees
But, all we can say is please…
He barely knows the words to the school hymn.
As always Gryffindor supplies
All the greatest Head-Boy guys
Slytherin heads are all full of fluff
Let's go shove this in their face
As Head-Boy, James is great
Let's go get our mischief making stuff.
It's tough to be Head-Boy
But, with these guys it's quite a joy
Causing as much mischief as we can
James got this crazy Head-Boy notion
We've never told them they were wrong
We'd like to throw him in the ocean
But, how'd we explain where he had gone
They have given me the title
So I'm forced to be an idol
If they say that I'm Head-Boy that's who I am.
Now this is what we're gonna do
And perhaps Head-Boy will help us too
If you get in trouble, you'll get no help from me
Our mischief we will soon unleash
And turn their Quidditch robes all peach
It will be our greatest scheme so follow me!
Don't you know security is lax
James, I'm just stating facts
Why don't you like this idea of mine
It will give all Slytherin's grief
For the whole school it'd be a treat
Come on guys, I know that it is time.
It's tough to be Head-Boy
When all of Slytherin's annoyed
No more pranks guys or I'll have to take off points
Mischief Makers to you're stations
Please, quiet down the din
Before we leave for vacation
We must pull this prank by then
We will face Filch's ire
Our detentions can't get higher
We'll see Slytherin in their new Quidditch robes
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