Tai looked looked in his mirror, "I am god damn fucking hot!" she said as he stripped down to his underwear, "Hot, Hot, Hot!" Tai rubbed his body. then a girl came in, most likely Misty from pokemon.
"Who the fuck are you?" Tai yelled at the girl
"Misty, from Pokemon!" Tai examined the chick, "hmm, ok, but persally, your breasts are way to small,
you dress like a slut enough, hmm, I can squeeze you in for 5, but you have to bring your own condoms,"
"What the fuck?" Misty yelled at the jerk, "who are you?" Tai took off his underwear,
"I am hot," he paused "but you are, just, a slut, get ready to die bitch!" and he reached for a gun
and looked at Misty, "Man, if you were only hot..."
"Then what Hotm you would srew me before you kill me?"
"hmm, basically, I never keep any of my conquests alive!" and he shot Misty.
"You fucking shit, I will get my boyfriend and he will kill you!" Kisty screamed at the Hotty
with no clothes on.
"you mean Ash, he is in the back room with the other prostitutes playing stripe poker..." Tai smirked
"Bastard" she fainted
"Fuck you," and Tai blew off misty's head. Then Ash came in the room, "$50?" Ash asked.
"no free of charge, it was fun, no if you excuse he, I have to wash my ass, wanna help?"
"No man," And Ash brought out a gun, "What are you going to do you shit?!?" Tai yelled at Ash, "Split you balls 6 ways from sunday,"
"Oh shit, man do you know what you are doing?"
"nope...." And Ash let it go.
"AHHHHH FUCKING BASTARD, I AM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU! AHHH Fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!1" Tai took a breather, "After I wash my hot ass."
"Take you time...." Ash said flipping though Porno stations, "hmmm, Big Titty girl meet mean on uncensored Jerry springer...."
The End
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