(A./N- HEY GUYS! I got this idea from talking about Ed's many Rape Faces. HE HAD A LOT OF THEM! hehe. Anyways i would like to thank lightning027 for editing this and helping me think of ideas. She is the bestsest person everrr! :) ALso i would like ot thank my friend Ryan for coming up with a few parts of this. I 3 my friends! hehe. PLEASEE REVIEW! Hmmm. anything else? Oh!-
I DO OWN FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST.-wait. no i don't neverrr minddd!)
The Rape Face
Al looked up from his book called "How to Deal With Your Old Body When You Were Armor for Six Years", and saw his brother making wierd faces in the mirror.
"What are you doing Brother?" he asked.
"huh? Oh yeah, I am practicing my rape face. You likey?" Edward then made possibly the strangest face Al had ever seen. He raised an eyebrow and his face heated up a bit.
"Uhh..."
"God your difficult. What are you reading?"
"Oh nothing... wait. Granny is calling us"
"Yes Granny?" Al asked, running down the stairs with Edward.
"Winry is going to have a sleepover and you two are not allowed anywhere near them. You hear me pipsqueak?"
"Why are you assuming that I would break that rule?" Ed huffed, scrunching his face into one of his signature scowls.
"You ALWAYS break the rules! And you never drink your milk!" Granny stated, rolling her eyes at the small boy. He could really get on her nerves sometimes.
"That's not a valid reason!" Ed yelled, waving his arms for good measure.
"Uh, Brother, that IS a good reason...you do always break the rules. But you never get punished for it . . ." Al commented, thinking. He wondered who Winry would bring to her sleepover. Would he have seen them before? Would they be cute? He didn't know if cute was good or bad, he had so many new hormones to deal with . . .
"Old Hag, what if we don't follow the rules?" Ed asked, bringing Al out of his daze.
"I will poke you with my hair," she threatened, waving it near them for good measure. Al shrank away, not knowing what evil hid inside the strange shaped hairdo.
"Nooo! Not the hair!" he cried, cringing.
"Eh, I could just poke her back with my hair but whatever. Come on Brother lets go find something to do," Ed commented, clearly not concerned about any punishment Granny would inflict on them. Al shrugged and followed his brother upstairs.
15 minutes and 29 seconds later
"Brother, I- What are you DOING?"
"Making more Rape Faces?" Ed replied sheepishly. Al facepalmed, shaking his head.
It's better than doing nothing...
"Can I?"
"I thought you were the innocent little brother" Ed said teasingly.
"What if I want to be uninnocent," Al replied with a smirk. Al sometimes fantasized about being a bad boy and hoards of women swooning over his badassery. But he would never tell Ed that.
"That's not even a word," Ed grinned, playfully elbowing Al, who rolled his eyes and smiled.
"Whatever. Just scoot over," he replied, elbowing Ed back and preparing to "get his rape on".
When Al started trying to make his faces, Ed realized that Al didn't know what to do. He just looked like he was constipated. Actually, he wad starting to creep Ed out. Ed started to laugh hysterically.
"You...Are...Going to...creep out...any girl...that you...try that on..." Ed said between laughing fits.
"Hey. Mine are better than yours! Edwardo" Al knew that he hated being called that. Along with being called short. Winry always called him Edwardo.
"Nu uh!"
"Shorty," Al retorted, knowing that short jokes were Ed's true weakness.
"WHO SAID THAT I WAS TOO SHORT THAT A MICROSCOPIC BACTERIA COULDN'T SEE ME THROUGH A MICROSCOPE?"
"I didn't say that..."
"Yes you did! Don't lie to MEEEE," Edward raged, knocking over a few miscellaneous unnamed items usually found in the rooms of teenage boys.
"I still don't think you have a better face than me!" Al sang, smirking at Ed, who frowned, playfully this time.
"No! I challenge you to a competition!" Ed pointed at Al, who jerked his head back to prevent himself from being poked in the eye.
"You're on!-wait. We need to make rules and who to test our faces on. Woah. That sounds weird but anyways," Al shrugged. Actually, he was kind of excited for this. Hopefully he would beat Ed.
"Okay. Who do we test it on?" Ed asked, already plotting his strategy. If it there was one thing Edward had a secret talent for, it was being evil. Sometimes he swore he was more malicious than most of the Homunculi.
"Isn't Winry having a sleep over?" Al mused, a smile spreading across his lips. Edward's evil smirk grew into a full-out rape face. And the contest hadn't even started yet!
An hour later...downstairs with Winry
Winry was sorting a few loose screws into their proper bins when she heard knocking at the door.
"I will get it! It's probably my friends anyway." Winry shouted to her grandmother who was making dinner.
She opened the door, and was faced with two very happy teenage girls.
"OMG HIII!" the shorter one hugged Winry, full of excitement.
"Hey Win!" the second said with a slight smile. She wasn't really a "touchy-feely" person.
"Hi Adler, Alice!" Winry smiled as she greeted her friends.
Adler was wearing a pair or her favorite ankle boots, leather pants, white long-sleeved shirt and her brown overcoat with brass buttons that she always wore. She had dark brown mid-back length hair with side-bangs that framed her oval shaped face. Currently they were pulled back into a high ponytail. She had a skinny but athletic body type and stood at 5'2"- same height as Ed. She was wearing a pair or her favorite ankle boots, leather pants and her brown overcoat that she always wore. Also, to top it off, she had a MAJOR crush on Al and knew everything about him, like that his favorite color was blue and he loves milk- unlike his brother.
Alice had black hair to her lower back with side bangs and had green eyes. She is 5'3" but when wearing her boots she is 5'5". She was wearing a black leather jacket that shows her stomach, black skinny pants tucked into knee high black wedged boots with a 2 inch heel. Her boots and jacket have steel accents. She wasn't very close to Winry, and hadn't been to her house yet, or met the Elrics, although all of Alder's fangirling did interest her in the brothers.
"Welcome! Come in. The brothers are in their rooms- and yes Adler we will be having dinner with them." Winry smiled.
Alder squealed, jumping up and down. "Yay!"
"Can we just go upstairs? Adler is giving me a headache with all of her swooning," Alice said sarcastically, earning a playful glare from Alder.
"Haha, sure!" Winry agreed, smiling at the friends she hadn't seen in who knows how long.
In Winry's room
"So guys, I have a lot of fun things for us to do! First though it is almost time for dinner so are you done getting settled?"
"Yep!" Alder called, standing up.
"Yes! I am starving!" Alice said as her stomach growled. She hoped there was decent food. She was a bit of a picky eater.
In the brothers room
The brothers were still arguing on the rules for their little competition. Al said that the face should seduce the girls but Ed wanted to 'creep' them out. As they settled that out, by playing rock, paper, scissors, (Al won) Ed realized that they should have a practice time.
"Hey Al. I think we should have a practice time before we start so we have a better chance of winning."
"Sure, Brother. But first we need to write down the rules"
Rule #1: We, the Elric brothers, will try to seduce the victims
Rule #2: We will not interfere with the others 'performance'
Rule #3: We will NOT try this on Granny OR we will probably be poked by her hair
Rule #4: We have a time up to 30 minutes to seduce our victim
Rule #5: FOLLOW ALL THE ABOVE RULES!
"Al, really? You don't think you are going too far with Rule #5? Or the fact you called the girls VICTIMS?" Ed asked. He wasn't so surprised at the fifth rule, but he never thought he would see the day that Al referred to a girl as a "victim".
"Hey. I want to have fun sometimes! And I am not so innocent anymore, especially since I got my body back. I like to 'experiment' and I just like to read your magazines…" Al replied, blushing a bit.
"Good point. But ewww. You didn't have to tell me that! And who gave you permission to read those! I didn't even know anyone knew about them. Except for Roy because he gave them to me…"Ed trailed off, his face also turning a shade of red after admitting this.
Al gave his brother a look that both expressed that fact that he was worried, and also that he was thoroughly creeped out. "Brother, I think that Winry's friends are here."
"So they are. Hey Al, don't you like that one girl named, hm. What was her name? Addy, no Adler! That's it." Ed smirked, knowing that this would embarrass Al.
Al blushed and ran down to greet their guests while Edward followed him, chuckling slightly.
Downstairs
"Hmm, so those are the Elric brothers, huh?" Alice said, more to herself than anyone else. She looked them both up and down. The taller brother, Alphonse, had shorter dirty blond hair, and was blushing slightly. He seemed like the shy, bookish type, Alice decided. The shorter – well, just plain short brother was Edward. He had very long golden blond hair was braided, and he chuckled a bit at his obviously embarrassed younger brother. He seemed like a troublemaker, Alice concluded. She smiled and licked her lips, and not because of the plate of food placed in front of her.
"IT'S TIME FOR DINNER SO GET YOUR BUTT IN HERE ED! Oh and please come in Adler and Alice," Winry called. Both Alder and Alice could tell she had a huge crush on Ed. You would be able to tell even if you were a bind alchemist. . . .
"Mmm. This is sooo good. Thank you for dinner." Adler said as she stuffed her face with more soup, while stealing glances at Al, who quietly ate his meal without speaking.
"Ed drink your milk!" Winry yelled.
"NO!" Ed retorted. He hated this whole milk thing. He hated milk in general. Why couldn't somebody just get him some juice and everyone just shut up?
"Yes mister!"
"Fine" Ed said but instead of drinking the milk he threw the cup, with the milk still inside, out the window, smirking. Take that, dairy!
"ED! YOU FILTHY BASTARD! I WAS GOING TO DRINK THAT!" Winry yelled, enraged.
"I DIDN'T TAKE YOUR MILK BITCH!" Ed yelled at the mad mechanic.
"WELL YOU OBVIOUSLY DID!" she screamed. Ed looked at his plate to see his glass of milk sitting next to his beef.
"oh."
"Yeah. Oh."
"Do you want mine?"
"Yes please." Ed handed Winry his milk, deciding just to go without a drink this meal.
Alice snickered as, in the confusion caused by Ed, she fed her beef to the Rockbell's dog, Den. Just like Ed and milk, Alice and meat do not mix.
After dinner in Winry's room
"OMG. You have Gnarnia in your closet" Adler said. She loved the book Narnia and always wanted to go there.
"Narnia?" Alice raised an eyebrow and looked up from her book, "The Encyclopedia of Secret Signs and Symbols".
"Gnarnia! There's a silent G!" Alder said, for absolutely no reason at all. Alice and Winry started laughing at her, who laughed along with them. Alder could be so crazy sometimes.
"OMG. You have skittles. I frickin' love skittles" Alice said, forgetting momentarily about the secret world in Winry's closet as she shoveled them into her mouth, minus the red ones. The red ones were gross.
"Guess what guys!" Winry said excitedly.
"What?" Adler replied slowly. You never knew what Winry was up to…
"I HAVE MAKE-UP! OMG. We are going to do crazy colors like the rainbow all over our faces! THEN we will go into Gnarnia with our skittles and meet Tumnis!" Winry almost shouted due to her excitement. She always got a little crazy whenever she hung out with girl friends, partially due to the fact that she spent most of her times preoccupied with Ed, Al, and automail.
"YESES!"Adler jumped for joy. Literally.
"…oh…noes…" Alice whispered. She did not want to look weird in makeup. Especially when there were hot guys in the house. She blushed.
And with that the three girls had the adventure of their lives.
Just kidding.
But they did have fun for about 3 hours. Then it was SHOWER TIME! YAY! Who doesn't love showering at your friend's house?
Alice. She's such a killjoy.
"Who is going first for showering?"
"I showered before I came over, so I'm good," Alice smiled. Rule number two of sleeping over while hot guys are there, NEVER shower. That's just asking for nude pictures to wind up on the town bulletin board.
"OK then, Winry, rock paper scissors?" Alder asked. Winry smirked as she pounded her fist on top of her open palm. Alder followed suit.
"Rock…Paper…Scissors…SHOOT!"
"Paper" Adler smiled.
"Rock" Winry said.
"That settles it. Adler will take a shower first then I will. Alice, you're a loser," Winry said, smirking at Alice, who just stuck her tongue out and continued reading.
"Alright!" Adler said as she picked up her toothbrush, PJ shorts and tank-top, undies and bra and walked to the bathroom.
(A/N- Did you like it? i had to add the shower part cause when you are at your friends house and they offer you to take a shower you usually turn them down unless its like your best friend or something. Anywho, please REVIEW! i love those things, its like crack! Or apples to Ryuk from Death Note...
-Jammy :D 3
P.S. This story is going to be about 5 chapters just so ya know. i might even add another chapter if anyone doesn't like the turn out you can be put in there just PM me the details. I don't know yet. )