Just something I had in my mind for a while. If it isn't as funny as you thought it would be, hey I tried. And I'm still working on my other stories.
We are Organization XIII, the most elite of all the Nobodies.
We control the elements and the lesser Nobodies as we continue to try regain our hearts.
That's always our shortest description of ourselves. We're nothing, empty shells, waiting to fade back into the darkness. You'd think being able to control the elements and those weaker than you are would be an advantage, right? Wrong. We had no hearts after our previous downfalls to the Heartless, we only had our emotions to help us pretend we had hearts. But, unfortunately, that's not our only downfall. Just because we control the elements doesn't mean we're not affected by them. And each day, we deal with the stupid consequences.
My name is Roxas. Number 13.
I'm very cool for my age. I always thought of myself as bright, fun, and peace loving. I control the element of light, which suits who I am. In the Organization I have two others friends: Axel and Demyx. They always help me get back up on my feet when I'm down and always protect me from the others. Heck, we even do the Cha Cha slide when nobody's lookin. I couldn't ask for better friends.
But, what they don't know about me, is that I'm nyctophobic. I can't friggin help it! I just can't stand being left in the dark for a long time! It drives me crazy. Even the slightest twitch of something moving will send me screaming. It's horrible! I try to shield myself with the sheets, but it still doesn't help. Every night, I have to sleep with a teddy bear or have a night light on. Several times since I joined the Organization have I had to get up and run into either Axel's or Demyx's room to have them hold me, or go back with me until I fall asleep. Several times I've had my embarassments.
It was late at Castle Oblivion and everybody had finished eating dinner at the table. We got up and put our dishes in the dishwasher, same as every night. "So how was my cooking this time?" Demyx asked me, smiling as the three of us walked down the hall. "Great, but don't make my curry so spicy next time, okay?" I said. I also hated spicy stuff, I always ended up pooring cold water on my body, which Demyx seemed to stare at me wide-eyed for. "You know you liked it" he smiled. "Yeah, Rox. You need to like hot stuff more" Axel smiled. Of course he liked hot stuff! He controlled fire! "Whatever" I rolled my eyes. "You liked it! Say it!" Demyx tried to drown me in the fishtank in the main lobby. The moron always did that when I didn't compliment his cooking right. "Bkluash iak!" I tried to say. He let me out and smiled. "Thank you!" he patted me on the back.
"Riiiiight" I looked away, trying to regain my breath. Demyx left to his room, one that fit his element, before saying good night. I started to get nervous. "So what're you gonna do tomorrow, eh Rox?" Axel asked. I always liked being around him when I could. Or either of them. "I dunno, what about you?" I asked. "Burn stuff" he smirked. Did I mention Axel was a pyromaniac? He demonstrated to me what it meant by trying to burn my ass. He left third degree burn there, so it hurts everytime I try to sit down. "As always" I smiled.
He went to his room, which left me to walk alone down the hallway, and it was dark. You'd think I'd turn on all the light switches until I reached the end of the hallway, right? Well, since stupid Larxene was working on a project earlier, it knocked out all the power through the hallway to my room. I gulped. If there was one word I could think of, it was this: Dammit! I took a deep breath and headed down the hall. I tried to think of the light, how it was great and special and powerful, but it didn't help me here! As I got further down, I started to lose my breath, causing my mouth to go dry and my body to sweat. Suddenly, I heard a footstep. I looked back, but seeing the light that far made me shake. Another. I looked forward to the even darker darkness if that was possible. "Who's there?" I called. Did I mention I have an extreme paranoia? It only happens in the dark, but I get my fears!
I held my throat. I always get nausea when I get too scared. I started to cry. I always considered myself the youngest of the group, so I did that. I heard a dark laugh and hugged myself. "Mommy" I whined. I couldn't help myself anymore! Something freaky was about to get me and I only had two things on my mind: Curling up in a ball or passing out. I started to run, the footsteps following behind me. I started to lose control of my words and blurted out of random "Joe momma!" Okay, it wasn't the smartest thing to say, but I thought it would scare them.
I tripped on my jacket. I told them it was too big, but nooooooo. They insisted it would be good to have something I could grow into. Screw them! I looked up when I saw it. "Hey Roxas..." It was the last thing I remembered before passing out of fright.
A few hours later, I wake up in the infirmary, everyone around me. "What happened?" I asked. Axel smiled nervously. I sat up from the bed when I felt an uncomfortable feeling in my pants. "CRAP!" I yelled. I wet myself outta fright before I passed out. "Maybe I shoulda walked you to your room" Demyx put his hand on my shoulder.
"You bet you shoulda" I pouted. I know! I'm 15 and I'm supposed to be a man, but I couldn't help it! I still had the mind and soul of a 3-year-old kid! I wanted love, dammit! I shot into his arms and nuzzled my face into his chest. "You guys left me alone!" I cried. "Sorry Rox. We didn't know" Axel pat me on the back. "Well, at least Zexion is getting what he deserves" Marluxia looked back over to where Xemnas was beating Zexion down for scaring his own partner. After being beaten down with a bat by Xemnas, Zexion was forced to walk over and apologize. He sighed and looked into my eyes. I clutched my fists.
"Sorry for-" "PEACE, BASTARD!" I jumped at him and started to throw punches at him. Nobody really tried to stop me, it's what he deserved. Afterwards, both me and him were sent to our rooms, but this time, Axel and Demyx walked me back to my room, holding my hands. Like I said, I couldn't have better friends to take care of a nyctophobic person like me!