Disclaimers: I don't own anything but myself and my words

Chapter 1

"It's snowing!! Big brother look!"

The short blonde looked at the suit of armor as he ran to the window.

He looked around.

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING SHORT?!?!?!" he yelled violently as he jumped up.

"Brother calm down!" the armor soothed. "Here we go again" he muttered to himself and sighed.

"Why when I get my hands on you I'm gonna…gonna….I don't even know!! That's how bad it'll be!!!" the boy muttered darkly in the background as he began to search for the speaker.

"Hello?" the armor called.

Wait…are you talking to me?

"Yes who else you stupid girl?"

Hey! I wouldn't be talking to me like that I if were you! Do you know who I am?!

"Another stupid question retard!"

I am the author of this fanfiction so you better be nice!

"This what? What the hell are you talking about?? What's a Fanfiction…?"

Sigh…such a stupid little pipsqueak….

The human's face turned red in rage.

"Nobody says that I'm so small that you need a powerful microscope to see me as a dot! And I have a name!! It's Edward Elric, the Fullmetal Alchemist!"

Yeah yeah say it to someone that cares shorty. I already know who you are! It would be a pathetic fanfic if I didn't. scoff gosh….

"What the hell are you talking about lady?! And if you knew my name…why did you call me by all those other names?!"

Jeez calm down Ed! Don't make me use this! And because its fun to piss you off! Smile

"Why you……and use what?!" He questioned looking around for the thing I had threatened him with.

Why the fanfic of course!

"Grrr…..I'll ask you again! What the hell is a fanfic?!"

Anger Edward, anger. And I shall answer your question…

"Finally!" Ed interrupted. But, he suddenly found himself on the ground. "Ow...damnit…what happened" he sat up rubbing is head. The armor, let's not forget him, ran to his side in worry.

"Big brother what happened??"

"I don't know Al…wait a second! You did this!!" he accused pointing in any general direction.

I'm over here retard. And yes...it was me.

"But why did you hurt him?" Al asked sadly.

"Yeah! Why did you do that? And how the hell did you do that??"

Hehehe…I did it because you interrupted me! That's rude!

"Whatever…the how did you do it?"

I used the fanfic…I thought you were smarter than this…shakes head I really thought you would have put it together by now!

"Shut up!" he yelled slightly embarrassed.

Don't make me use it again!

"H-hey! I'm-I'm not embarrassed!" though his cheeks had turned slightly red.

"Stop that!" he groaned, rubbing his face.

A blush doesn't come off you know….

"I know!! But it was worth a try…"

…NO…not really….Anyways, a fanfiction is a story that a fan, me, rights about something, FMA!

"FMA??"

Oh…never mind! Don't worry about it.

"…I still don't know what the hell you're talkin' about…but oh well, I guess I never will. " Ed said with a strange look on his face.

Hehehe…no, not really!

"Um…" Al suddenly said breaking our chain of thought. "Oh! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to break your chain of thought!!"

It's fine! Really!! Don't worry 'bout it! Now…what were you gonna say?

"Oh….umm…I saw a person walking up to the door…"

"What?! Who?" Ed questioned as he flew to the window. But it was too late the door was opening.

"Hello?" The voice called.

"Wait! You know who it is already!!" Edward yelled at nothing.

Yes….but I'm not telling you!

"Well why the hell not?!" he screamed.

Because it's more interesting this way…don't you think? Hee hee

"NO! NO I DON'T!!! OKAY?!" Ed screamed at the top of my lungs.

And then they came…….