Welcome to my first Alternate Universe Fic. It's a bit odd but I hope you like it. I have a couple dedicated to SL but those I lost the hard copies to but I'm looking for them. I'll have polls up later...hell-I'll do one now.

What does Sirius Black do for a living?

A. Auror

B. Reverser Squad Member

C. Charlie's Worst Nightmare

D. Unspeakable

Harry Potter

"Not Mine, Not Yours-But Ours"

In the gray light of dawn, Sirius Black got out of bed and dressed, preparing for the day of hard traveling and a long time away from home. He grabbed his already packed bags and left his room, heading towards the front door. He passed the room of his oldest son, an almost perfect copy of himself with his mother's hazel eyes, and saw Syrus asleep on his stomach with half his covers on the floor by his bed.

Sirius carefully went in to his son's slightly messy room and fixed the boy's covers, kissing his eldest son on the temple. He left the room and continued down the stairs. The next landing was where his 2nd son, the male version of Sirius's beloved wife Karisma, was sleeping on his side and curled up in the thick comforter. Like he did with Syrus, Sirius cautiously stepped over Tansformers, Hot Wheels playsets, and a soccer ball to get to his son's bed. Julius was seriously going to have to clean his room. At least Syrus was a semi messy Quidditch nut and kept his room relatively clean. Then again, this was 11-year-old Jules he was comparing to 14-year-old Sy.

Lifting Julius's head, Sirius put the boy's pillow back beneath it. And then it was a quick kiss on the temple before finally reaching the first floor. On the first floor was a kitchen that had its door open and light was streaming into the hall. Curious, he checked on the occupant of this lit room. His wife was in Munich on a Ministry peace discussion so no one should've been up. But what should and shouldn't be done had never interested Sirius's oldest child and only daughter, Artemis, his female clone of a soon to be 17.

Artemis was sitting at the table with a baby in her arms, cradling the little boy tenderly with a bottle in his mouth. Sirius could still see the pain of the infant's conception in the way she moved and acted but she wasn't going to punish the baby for the father's sins. Her little Theodore was her little boy at only 8 months. She tried to hide her pain but her family saw it and thank God Theodore looked more like a Black than his father.

Knocking on the door with a knuckle, Sirius got his daughter's attention. Artemis looked up from her blue eyed baby and saw her father, giving him a smile of the mother she had become.

"Hello, sweetie. How's our little lizard today?" Sirius asked, kissing his daughter's temple. Theodore blinked at his grandfather while he sucked down his bottle. His slit pupils attested that the Black family's genes had won out in the end. "Hey, Theodore. Are you being a good little boy for your mummy?"

"Oh, he's my little Fireball, Daddy. Sweet and perfect." She kissed her baby's forehead. "Aren't you, Theodore?"

Kretcher came out of his cupboard and bowed deeply. "Good morning, Master, young Mistress, Baby Master."

"Go back to sleep, Kretcher. I'm leaving and Missy's going to take Theo back upstairs so they both can get some rest. And you will rest, Missy." Sirius informed the House Elf and then his daughter. Artemis Watched Kretcher sleepily crawl back into his cupboard.

"It all depends on my hatchling, Daddy." The eldest child of the Household answered, nuzzling her baby. "You had better get going. Those Dark Art archives wait for no man. And that death camp is te largest DA cover up in history."

"I'll see you in a week or so. Be good and make sure that the boys do their summer homework." Sirius gave her one last kiss on the cheek before dashing out the door. "Kretcher-make sure she gets some sleep. And, Theo-don't go crying her awake just because she nods off. Tell the boys I love them and I should be back before your mother."

The muttered "Yes, Master" in his sleep was Kretcher's reply as Sirius headed out the door, going on to his next royal pain in the ass mission for the Ministry of Magic.

Harry: Uh...

Kaz: You don't come in yet. Get lost --Pushes Harry off screen--

Artemis: Damn...I have a kid...hey! What happened to me?!

Kaz: Uh...