1 upon time ther was a man an he was a piruet and his nam was jak sparo jak was caption of a shit the blac parl wich he like to sale an stuf 1 dy jak meet a gurl he nam was claric "hell claric" he sad "hi jak who is ur shit" she sad "my shit is grate wan to go explor wit me?" "YES!!1" CLARIC SHOTS "i do want go!!1!1"

ecept den mr gibs cums up and sais "no nonono no no we can hav womens on tis shit! womens is bad luk!" an jak sad "yes but claric is specil look at he prity red her tat floes don her bak lik fier!!" and gibs sad bak "ok we cna brin her claric got kind of a bad feling frum teh way he sad thta but she ignord it becuz she waned to travl wit jak becuz jak sparo saw relly hawt.