Doubleplex's Random Rules
1. NEVER wash yourself outside. Reason: Jazz comes by
2. NEVER wonder what a pink Sideswipe would look like. Reason: Ow.
3. ALWAYS bring ammo. Reason: I almost got fried my 'cons. Second Reason: Getting tortured by 'cons is NOT fun.
4. ALWAYS bring rocket launchers. Reason: You never know when 'cons will come.
5. ALWAYS check you subspace for any… interesting new items. Reason: Fragging Sunstreaker and Sideswipe thought it was funny to put condoms in me.
6. NEVER use a flamethrower on plants. Reason: They burn. I didn't know that!
7. NEVER let Optimus Prime drink high grade. Reason: I am NOT telling why. I still have some dignity to keep.
8. ALWAYS shoot a 'con before talking. Reason: Been a 'guest' at a Decepticon base isn't very… you know.
9. ALWAYS eat bananas. Reason: Cause I lost a bet. Well, I also never thought that I could eat bananas.
10. NEVER throw red ball like fruits at mechs or femmes. Reason: They get stuck in my joints.
use my holoform around human males. Reason: human males get horny.
12. NEVER touch something that says 'TNT' on it. Reason: Makes boom.
13. ALWAYS bring 'dog repellents'. Reason: Them peeing on you is NOT fun.