Hello, I am Duncan Evers. Now I am the epitome of stereotypes, it's actually unbelievable. At my school I am considered to be, well a bad ass. You know the ones with the sick ass Mohawk and the piercings? Not only do I wear majority black with chains and band shirts, I have a messy as shit room with posters and carvings in every furniture piece my mom brings in. Now, what would you expect from a punk teenager who turns up the volume on Pink Floyd, doors locked, the weed in hand? Most likely you imagine a boy who refuses to open up to a single soul, living life by himself because he never lets emotions out which is why he is such a mess in the first place-Well not only is that complete and utter bull shit, but that is one hundred percent false. I just don't like getting all touchy feely with another person. My thoughts are my thoughts. Not to be shared.

But I'm making an exception-You see, many people around my school are, well, really lame. They walk around with their head so far up their ass that they can't see the day light. They can't come to terms with their own personality. Hell, I am even accepted the fact that at first glance people feel as if I am off-putting, only to bow at my feet the next time they see me. But with my originally scary vibes I also set the idea that I fuck to fuck, that I am the bad boy every girl gets her panties wet for, that I jump from girl to girl faster than my internet can load this post. But, surprise, that is false. I am actually in a fairly healthy relationship-Besides the arguing. But my relationship is the best I've ever had, and I thought of why. She is an amazing girl and I've learnt some relationship rules. I couldn't keep a relationship with out my guide. Honestly, no man can go without this list so cherish it.

I am the master and you are all my bitches.

I'm going to start off with the flirting stage. I've seen some of you guys flirt and it is like a plane coming into a landing with its wings missing. It is catastrophic.

So, to help the less suave unfortunate, I created a five step program to help you poor, poor saps.

So welcome to:

Duncan Ever's Guide to Getting and Keeping a Relationship:

Step one
The Chase:

The chase is probably my most favorite part about a relationship, it is always challenging-Each girl is different. You need to find what your girl likes, what she does for fun, how to get her hot-And if you know that, then you know how to get her attention.

With Courtney it was rather simple. The more obnoxious I was, the more she noticed me. The more I talked in class, the more she wanted me to shut up. I constantly annoyed her, asking dumb questions, stalling class time, tossing papers at her. Now, my friends-Regardless of good or bad-that is how I became that constant thought inside her head. It was obvious that she didn't like me, from the very beginning, but, you see, hate can easily turn to love, perspective just needs to be changed.

Now, I can't take full responsibility for landing the hottest girl in my school. There was also a little thing called chance. Junior year of high school-Half a year ago to be exact-I was sitting in my shop class playing with a piece of wood. Everyone was still working on their bird house but I finished a few days before. Anyways, I was sitting there completely zoned out and then I hear the teacher yell me over. When I looked up I saw Courtney standing next to him, she was holding a black bag in one hand and a long thin piece of wood in the other. It was funny actually, as soon as her pretty little eyes laid themselves on this hunk of handsome, her face turned sour and she gasped.

I walked over to the two and causally stated, "Yes, teach? You need me to do something?"

"Ah, Duncan, this young lady here needs help building an instrument for her physics project." My teacher said, tightening his grip on my shoulder. He turned to Courtney, "Just pick a seat and Duncan will help you-He's the best I got."

And with that, we were alone. I grabbed her bag and placed it on the table. I rubbed my hands together, "Let's see what we got!"

She explained the project, something about getting the frequency of the sound of the strings and blah blah blah-It was physics stuff so I didn't really care much for it. She planned on making a violin from scratch.

She came in everyday and I would help her, whenever I would make a cut or even clamp the wood to the table she would yell at me to be careful. Occasionally we'd argue about a cut or how I am working, but I always won; mainly because I would flaunt the fact that I was in shop for three years while she wouldn't even hammer a nail. I knew that got her mad, she wanted to be right and prove me wrong, but in this situation there was no way she would win. She watched my every move-And I will admit that I caught her checking me out once or twice.

Once I glued the final piece on, I handed her the violin and told her that she better play me a song when she adding the strings in. Her response, "Maybe you should come over my house one day and I could teach you to play me a song?" That playful smile crept on her lips.

From then on out, every paper I threw at her in Spanish class became a note, and with every note came a smile. I liked that, instead of rushing to my next class I would pack up slowly and wait by the door for her-Walking her to her next class.

I admit everything was cheesy as hell, but she loved it.

But just like that the chase ended, it was time to move on the step- which is split in two parts. Asking out and the actual first date. If these run smoothly, then the rest will all be easy-But we shall cross that bridge when we approach it.

Meep. New story, eh? I haven't written since... January? hahaha Still haven't gotten the last chapter of the Christmas Special.. hehe

I find this one ten times better! There will be three chapters and an epilogue. You'll see. They are all going to be relatively short.

I want to thanks to ChloeRhiannonX for being my Beta for this! :)

and I want to dedicate this to DontBeAfraidToStandOut who keeps pushing to write! :)

So let me know what you all think of this one! Please, review and let me know any of your thoughts on this!