I'm re-writing this story… again. Only this time because someone turned in it because it looked like a script or something. What a bother! Oh well, what's done is done.

Disclaimer: I don't own Red vs. Blue or Yugioh.

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Patriotic music started to play as Yami, Yugi, and Marik come onto a brightly decorated stage. "Hi everybody I'm Private Church from the popular web series Red vs. Blue…" Yami said bowing slightly. He turned to look at Marik. "Hey, Donut, what are you doing man you're suppose to be wearing your old red outfit, so we can be red, white, and blue. This isn't very patriotic."

Marik crossed his arms defiantly. "I'm being patriotic… in my own way."

The shorter boy sighed and hit himself. "Alright let's just start over…"

"Hello everyone I'm Private Church from the popular web series Red vs. Blue…" Yugi said mimicking his look a like.

Yami glared at him. "Caboose, that's my line!!"

Yugi quickly retaliated. "You can't prove that."

The crimson eyed teen sweat dropped. He then turned to the audience a.k.a. you. "As you probably know this weekend we celebrate July fourth or as it's known in Mexico Cinco de Mio (sp?).

The smallest teen grinned brightly. "Many of you may take this time to enjoy your wiener."

"I know I will," Marik commented.

Yami stared. "But the real reason we celebrate isn't for the food or the non-stop binge drinking."

Marik was shocked, "What?!"

"There's only one true reason we celebrate the Forth of July," he paused. "To have a lot of explosions!!"

Yugi punched the air. "Yay, its Fireworks Day!!"

Marik joined in. "Yeah, I still got three fingers left from last year!!"

Yami shook his head. "In celebration for the big day we will assembly the basic tips that will hopefully make your holiday explosions safe and enjoyable for the whole family. Let's watch as Caboose and Donut demonstrate some common mistakes to make when avoiding handling fireworks."

Safety Tip #1: Never play with fireworks indoors.

Yugi smiled. "Hey, Donut, check out this awesome sparkler, and it's even more fun, because we are playing with inside."

"Hey," Marik commented, "that's not a sparkler. That's a grenade!!"

Another grin only this time it spread even wider across his face. "Don't worry we are completely safe all of the doors are locked from the outside so we cannot escape." He thought for a second or two. "Oh wait a minute. " Boom!!

Safety Tip #2: Never play with fireworks near an open flame.

Marik was standing over a grill. "Hey, Caboose," he yelled. "How do you like your meat, well done or pig in jersey?"

"Yes," Yugi said. "I will take that funny green glowing hamburger, please."

Marik stared at him confused. "Hey, that's not a hamburger… that's a grenade!!"

The tri-haired teen grinned. "I know, I switched them when you weren't looking." The grenades started to fizzle. "Uh… may I should not have done that." Boom!!

Safety Tip #3: Never put fireworks in your pants.

"Hey, Caboose," Marik said. "Have you seen my grenade?"

Yugi nodded. "Yes, I put it in my pants… wait…" Boom!!

Safety Tip #4: Never point fireworks at your friends.

Yami walked onto the stage. "For this last bit the part of the bottle rocket will be played by Sheila… enjoy!" He then exited the stage.

"Hey, Donut," Yugi stated. "Want to see my awesome bottle rocket.

Marik nodded. "Totally! Just remember don't point it directly at me, okay?"

"Okay," Yugi rubbed his head sheepishly, "and I promise I won't forget whatever it is you just said." He shot the bottle rocket straight at Marik. Boom! "I forgot!"

Yami came back out. "Okay and end scene! Well I hope you learned about fireworks and maybe even a little about yourself."

"Something," Yugi looked around frantically.

"Uh oh?" Marik said very worried.

Yugi bounced slightly in his place. "Out of time."

Yami leaned forward into the microphone. "Oh and I almost forgot the most important safety tip: if you have small children or even very very stupid adults never ever let them play with fireworks without proper supervision." Hisssss!! "Hey, what's that hissing noise?" Boom!! "Caboose?!"

Yugi quickly answered. "It was Simmons!!"

Ryo walked out. "What are you talking about? I wasn't even in this story!"

"Happy Fireworks Day everybody," Marik chanted loudly.

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Hope you like it, because I had to re-write the whole thing so it wasn't written like a script. What a drag! I hope you tell me what I think. It would be very greatly appreciated.

Thank you for your support,

Pharaoh Serenity