Summary: we were bored.... Harry potter parody
We do not own hp
We only own barney
Once upon a time there was a horse named barney and he liked to eat hay.
One day he ate winged hay and grew wings
And flew to Hogwarts!
And he met a HOG with warts and they fell in love
And a cat with crooked hair called crookshanks tried to break them up
And then it ate an evil rat, Scabbers
DIE!!!!!!!!! DIE DIE DIE!!!!
Then.... a potter called Harry ran out to help, carrying a large vase.
And James and Lily fell from the sky!
And landed on Harry!
Lilly healed a vase in the shape of a flower
After a tearful reunion between the family, aunt petunia ran out and started attacking lily with petunias
Lily fought back with lilies and so began the flower war
And Lily said: Oh. You. DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Petunia died, because she is evil,
Lily killed her with broccoli. It was poisonous