Disclaimer: I own nothing of Harry Potter
14th July 1980
Dearest Remus (Moony),
I'm writing to you to give you my heart. Only that's a stupid thing to say really, isn't it? I mean, you can't actually give anyone your heart (unless you're dead, and I rather hope you're not to keen on seeing that happen) and besides, why the heart? It's just a lump of muscle, right? And it doesn't even look like a love heart. Why not the lungs? Or the liver? Plenty of people die of liver failure. And it's actually possible to donate some of it while you're still alive. So basically, what I'm trying to say is if your liver should ever fail, I will gladly donate you some of mine.
Now…I shall end this travesty of a letter with a simple, standard,
All my love, I miss you tons,
Sirius (Pads)
AN: the title, by the way, is what 'The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy' has to say on the subject of love. Please leave me a review!