A/N: The idea came to me in the middle of my biology class. I finally got time to type it.
When the door to Mac's office came into view Danny and Flack could see Stella sitting on his desk her back to them. They continue to walk towards the office until they saw Mac walking towards them. They thought he was greeting them but instead he drew the curtains close and that could only mean one thing. Danny and Flack shared a glance and both rushed to put their ears by the closed door.
"C'mon Stella, you said you wanted to do this."
"I still do, but you never told me it would be that big."
"C'mon Stella, it's not like you have to put the WHOLE thing in your mouth."
"What if someone sees us?"
"Isn't that why you told me to draw the blinds?"
"Fine, but let's be quick."
"Tilt your head back and open wide." Danny could hear the grin in his voice and tried his best to not let his jaw hit the floor. It was quiet for a moment until they heard Stella's voice again.
"Jesus, Mac are you trying to choke me?" Stella said between coughs.
"You said you wanted it." Mac replied calmly
"There is no way I am leaving your office with this all over my face."
"Here use this to wipe off your face."
"How do I look?"
"You have a little on your lip but no one should notice."
"We better hurry up, it's almost two and you promised to take me out to lunch."
When the two of them walked out of the office Stella's face is flushed and she is licking her lips. Danny and Flack just stood in place their jaws on the floor.
"Hey we were just leaving for lunch do you want to join us?" Stella asked cheerily
"What the hell did you just do in there?" Danny accused
"What do you mean?"
"We heard you Stella, we heard the whole thing." Don said
"I don't know what you mean."
"How could you do that, in the office?"
"Danny we honestly don't know what you're talking about." Mac told him.
"Why would you do that, can't you wait until you're home I mean, that's just wrong?" Danny sputtered
"Oh that." Mac said blushing. "It's just a little ritual, we do it every Friday."
"Wait how long have you too been doing your little ritual?"
Flack just stood there speechless.
"Stella what is on your lip?" Flack asked noticing a translucent liquid on her face.
"Oh that." She wiped it off with her finger and licked it off.
Danny's eyes go wide and he leaves. "I think I'm gonna hurl." He said running off.
"Flack, are you still with us?" Stella waved her hand in front of his face but he still stood there frozen
"Should we leave him like this?" Mac asked slightly concerned
"He'll be fine." Stella said continuing to walk down the hall "I don't get it Mac. What's so gross about eating whipped cream from the can?"
"Beats me." Mac said shrugging his shoulders