I have had little inspiration for my fifteen photos fic so I am posting this….I feel bad NYA!

This was written around half-way into the first semester of the school year. It's CRACK pure and simple.

So before you read it I have a little story of how this drabble-thing came about!

You see, Onee-sama and I were talking on the phone, I remember it was quite some time after I was supposed to be in bed. I was just too damn sugar-high to sleep! Onee-sama and I were talking about Prince of Tennis and I randomly asked, "Hey! What's the random-est pairing you can think of?" I don't remember what she said, but I remember she had started the Rikkaidai Arc. To be honest, I love Marui! He's a lot like me, if he hasn't had his dose of sugar he's just not a fun person! Blah! . ! So I then said, "Hey! I want to write Marui/Tezuka!" Onee-sama went into a fit of unbelieving giggles. The next day I went to school and got really bored in Health. Thus this little crack-baby was born!

Disclaimer: The only thing I own is the sheer and utter crackiness of it all! And I believe Marui-chan, I'm sure Marui-kun doesn't have a little sister.

Without further ado…..I present FFnet's first Tezuka/Marui fic!

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When Marui-san asked Tezuka to baby-sit for her; he assumed she meant Marui-chan.

Yet here he was, sitting on their couch, across the room from Rikkaidai's Marui Bunta. He was also positive he knew why no one wanted to watch him.

Pop!

There it was again, damn gum.

Pop!

Tezuka clenched his eyes shut in an attempt to keep from pulling out him hair.

Pop!

Tezuka's nails dug into the undersides of his thighs as he tried to smother the idea of strangling the rosy haired boy.

"Marui-kun?"

Pop!

"Yes Tezuka-san?"

"Please refrain from-"

Pop!

Tezuka stood and took three strides, closing the distance between himself and the shorter player before saying in his best 'buchou voice,' "Spit it out!"

Marui glared up at him childishly, "No!" He began to blow another bubble.

"NOOOOOOOOO! Don't let him!!" Tezuka's mental voice wailed in distress.

He dipped forward, pushing his lips firmly against the smaller player's. His tongue delved into the other boy's, and after a moment of searching through the ultra-sweet mouth he was rewarded with a green apple flavored wad of bubble gum.

Tezuka pulled away with an almost invisible smirk gracing his lips.

"I have an oral fixation you know," Marui said in a monotone from behind glazed eyes.

"Why else would you chew gum as you do?" Tezuka's voice bordered sarcasm.

"No, not for gum…" Marui shook his head as his purple eyes regained their normal spark, "For Tezuka-san!"

The captain's eyes widened as he was pounced on and kissed by the sugary boy.

Maybe, just maybe, he wouldn't mind watching Marui-kun more often.

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Yeah I know, Marui's OOC, Tezuka is a bit too, and I don't think Marui would stand to be baby-sat by someone younger than him. Yes, he's older than Tezuka gasp!

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