Okey Dokey, weird weird one shot from Lane's point of view that I got the zany idea to write. review please and let me know what you think!
Disclaimer: I definitely don't own Gilmore Girls
A young couple I had just waited on walked out the door. I checked the table they were at and found a tip that was at least 40 percent of their bill. I sighed. Another pity-tip. I was sick of all the pity-tips I got just because I looked like I was in my thirteenth month of pregnancy, but I had accepted the pity-tips, because I knew they wouldn't stop until my offspring were born. Let them pity-tip themselves bankrupt.
I was about to go to the back to talk to Caesar about an order for Kirk that he claimed was wrong when I bumped into someone who was coming down the stairs. I wasn't really in a good mood to begin with (think pity-tips), and this encounter wasn't making me feel better. I mean, I almost dropped the plate of really really hot food I was holding. It seemed like the logical course of action was to take my anger out on this person who so rudely bumped into me. "Whoa!" Okay, so sometimes I'm not that articulate.
"Whoa!" the guy yelled back. "Whoooooa," the guy said, taking in my gigantic stomach. But he wasn't done talking quite yet. "Sorr...Lane?"
I looked up at the guy who apparently knew both my name and Luke, at least well enough to be in his apartment. Jess Mariano. I should have said hi or something. I should have asked him how he was doing. I should have at least waved at the guy, or smiled maybe. But all I could think about was how mad I was at him for staring at my stomach with wide eyes. I'm a little sensitive about that. So I attacked him, swinging my arms wildly. I could send him a greeting card later.
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