Chapter One!
"Alright Fries! What is your goal in life?"
"Sir, to defend helpless fries and friends all over the island, sir!"
"Correct! All you want to become a French Fry, am I right?"
"Sir, yes, sir!"
"And all of you will risk your salty-ness to help a fellow fry or fellow friend. AM I RIGHT?"
"SIR, YES, SIR!"
"Risk my salty-ness? Not Gonna Happen!" cried a fry from the center of the crowd.
All eyes turned to glare at this French-fry-wannabie.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY CADET" Screamed General Salty.
"Um...nothing, sir...but sir, I'm not willing to risk my salty-ness!" said the French-fry-wannabie.
"YOU THINK YOU'RE SALTY, CADET?? YOU ARE JUST A BURNT FRY! AND BURNT FRIES GET THROWN OUT" Yelled General Salty. He pushed a button on his custom-made French-fry walkie-talkie. Almost instantly 32 guards came and threw the 'salty fry' out of the Academy.
'My god! French-fry wannabies' these days! At least in my day when you were a French-fry wannabie you didn't correct the general. You just did something stupid not say something stupid. Jeeeez...'
"General Salty"
"Wha-...huh? OHH!!! KENNY!!! Umm...gulp so...what brings you here?"
"Kenny? Kenny? I TOLD YOU TO CALL ME FRENCH FRY GOD!! I'LL STRANGLE YOU!! GRRRRR"
"AHHHHH OH MY GOD RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!! AHHHHH"
"GRRR I'LL KILL YOU!"
"Umm...French-fry god?" said a messenger
"huh? Oh yeah? What? You want me to kill you too?"
"NO NO!! Um...I am here to deliver a letter to you from the Toa Nuva."
"Oh...WELL?? WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR??? READ ME THE LETTER UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE COOKED IN OIL FULL OF FAT!"
"AHHH OK OK!
'Dear Kenny, {GRR I TOLD THEM TO CALL ME FRENCH FRY GOD!}
Hey dude how are ya? Well umm...we're not hungry for French fries at all but um...umm...we uh...we are being attacked by general hamburger and um...were wondering if um...you could uhh...bring your army of freshly-cooked French fries over here to help us? Um...we're absolutely full right now and in no way will attack you and your French fry army for our own salty delight....umm...yeah...so...come over...and um...DON'T FORGET THE KETCHUP!!!
From,
(The completely full and not hungry at all) Toa Nuva'"
"Is he really going to fall for that?" whispered a french-fry cadet
"I don't know..."
"Hm...ALRIGHT CADETS! GET READY FOR BATTLE!! GENERAL SALTY!" yelled Kenny the 'French-fry god'
"Yes Sir?"
"Round up the army! Oh and uh...don't forget to bring the non-salty army too..."
"GASP BUT SIR! THE NON-SALTY ARMY ARE THE DEADLIEST AND WORST FRENCH FRIES EVER!"
"Yes, I know. That's why I am bringing them, idiot. In case they try to pull something I'll bring out the non-salty army!"
"Umm yes brilliant plan sir."
"Thanks! I mean...HURRY UP BEFORE I STRANGLE YOU!" screamed Kenny.
Hehe...sorry I couldn't help but make a ridiculous story! I was bored!! Haha! Well since I'm not very creative (or...am I?) and/or I'm very lazy the next chapter won't be up soon...unless you nag me and annoying me in the reviews! But I doubt I will get any reviews! Bwuaahahahahhah! Ok well...later!