This all occured during a dream of mine, and it is not a real story, I just feel the need to share this, to demonstrate how mentally screwed up I really am.
It starts, there's a pep rally at my school, I'm sitting in the third row of the bleachers, pouting about the pep rally and how my friends are on the other side of the gym. Suddenly the lights go out. The double doors (not ten feet from me) burst open and in strides the most magical man I've ever seen. He's got blonde hair and blue eyes and he's looking straight at me.
Without thinking I scream: "OH MY GODS! IT'S APOLLO!" And my friend Gabby freaks out and faints, because we both have a large crush on him. The other double doors open and a man with brown hair and upturned eyebrows walks in casually. By this time, everyone else is like frozen, but me and Gabby (who is no longer fainted), but she faints again.
Then a huge oak tree grows in the middle of the gym and out steps Demeter. The roof opens and Zeus comes tumbling down. Waves crash from the basketball hoops and Poseidon's standing there. There's a pop and Hera's sitting next to me. Then Artemis rides in in her chariot with Athena. Dionysus emerges from randomly grown grape vines. Hephaestus walks out of the drawing of the lion on the wall. Suddenly Aphrodite's down there in a green and white cheerleading uniform with my rival, Savannah, cheering for us to: "GET THE BALL OR WHAT EVER!" And Ares runs in in green and white football garb. By this point, I'm deleriously happy, and totally freaking out.
The lights flicker and Hades is standing in front of me, beckoning me forward.
"Can I borrow your Helm of Darkness?" I ask, not moving.
"no." He tells me.
Then theres a hearth where center court should be, and Hestia's standing there, smiling at me.
Then Percy Jackson and Nico di Angelo burst in from outside, and I squeal with joy.
And then I freakin wake up.