I know for a fact that many of us TMNT writers have often thought of the possibility of the turtles being "Real". But why hasn't anyone seen them?

(Thoughts to self)

T.T That was a dumb question. Their NINJAS you idiot!

Other self: But if they saved someone they would have seen them!

Not necessarily. First, they stick to the shadows while fighting, and second, they fade away right after that! During what circumstances can you see them revealing themselves?

Other self: T.T never mind!

(Back to the subject)

Anyways! My theory is that they DID, somehow get transformed into humans and are now living among us as citizens. And some of them I even think are TMNT authors on this very site and probably many other fanfic sites. So in conclusion I have one thing to say: Watch what you write about them, who knows where they are!

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

This has been an episode of The Chronicles of Authors Gone Crazy!

(TV clicks off)

M: " O..k, just a little bit creepy!"

D: " That girl needs some serious medical attention!"

R: " No, what she needs is to be put in a straight jacket!"

L: " Well lets just hope she doesn't cause any trouble for us. I'm off to bed. Nite guys!"

M/D/R: "Nite Leo!"